Catch U Next Tuesday

Catch U Next Tuesday - Show #0012: 2006-07-04

cunts@catchunexttuesday.com — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:00:00 GMT

Catch U Next Tuesday, Show #0012, July 4th 2006. Show #0012: (Hotter than the DICKENS!) Intro Song: "Hey Hey USA" by The Weird Lovemakers Topics: 4th of July, Hottest show ever...temperature wise, Roseanne episode, 1880s night at Club Congress, Wal*Mart stories, Derek is a guy-girl, Lesbian ballet, TV shows we like, MySpace messages, Blocking Lin-z in, Go to iTunes and vote for us, Kids day at Hooters, Big Bertha, DJ QBert Battle - Lamb Chops, Dog poop Links: - Club Congress (http://www.hotelcongress.com) - MySpace (http://www.myspace.com) - CatchUNextTuesday on iTunes (http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=74953891) - Hooters (http://www.hooters.com) - Dj QBert (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPasebVMIW4) Outro Song: "Vegemite" by The Weird Lovemakers

Catch U Next Tuesday - Show #0011: 2006-03-20

cunts@catchunexttuesday.com — Sat, 29 Apr 2006 21:00:00 GMT

Catch U Next Tuesday, Show #0011, March 20th 2006. Song: "Spam" by Sudden Death Topics: Derek demonstrates teabagging, we sing the Arizona fight song, noun-on-noun action, the origin of our dog's name (who you'll hear barking at the end), Melissa hating on self-professed "shock jocks", Derek's conversion to Judaism, the perennial phone ringing while recording, and our responses to some voicemail, email, and MySpace messages. Links: Pink is the New Blog (http://www.pinkisthenewblog.com/) I Love Egg (http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/eggsong.php) w00t (http://www.woot.com/) Sean Cody (http://www.seancody.com/)

Catch U Next Tuesday - Show #0010: 2005-12-02

catchunexttuesday@gmail.com — Fri, 10 Feb 2006 21:00:00 GMT

Catch U Next Tuesday, Show #0010, December 2nd 2005. Show #0010: (Happy Birfday, Derek!) 00:04 - Erick propositions Melissa 00:09 - Intro 00:20 - Melissa kills the show 00:33 - On our way to celebrate Derek's birthday at the local gay bar! 01:01 - Listen to "Gay Bar" by Electric Six 02:55 - Derek doesn't go to the forums (but you should!) 03:07 - Derek informs us that he will be making out with Erick JTLYK 04:03 - Melissa's 2nd job is programming the Risk board game (is that OK, RIAA?) 04:58 - Undercover cops drive in lowrider trucks apparently 06:59 - Word of the month: IRRITATED 07:50 - Derek got a birthday hug from a drag queen 08:09 - Derek's favorite thing is watching drag queens pee 09:12 - Listen to "Cosmos" by Option42 while we drive 15:06 - We're at IBT's! 15:23 - Rebecca is going to dance so hard to Kelly Clarkson 15:29 - Rebecca invites Josh (who she just met) to be in our podcast 15:38 - Josh is wearing a shirt for 2 weeks to win $500 from onenotecampus.com 17:23 - Rebecca gave Derek jam for his birthday! (And then took it back) 17:46 - Michelle gave Derek tea bags for his birthday! 18:52 - It's fun to squeeze a straight boy's ass at a gay bar 19:10 - There's more fecal matter on vending machine buttons than in bathrooms! 19:50 - Shouts-out to all our listeners (even the ones not mentioned by name) 21:52 - We toast to Derek's 21st birthday 22:31 - Is it true that in England, it's rude to clink your glasses during a toast? 23:12 - DJ Mike Lopez creates the new holiday known as "Mexicus" 24:40 - HAPPY MEXICUS! 26:59 - This just in: Derek is trashed! 27:25 - DJ Mike Lopez announces Mexicus on the dance floor; the crowd goes wild! 27:38 - DJ Mike Lopez spins Ciara's "Goodies"; the crowd again goes wild! 27:49 - DJ Mike Lopez tells his life story 30:03 - Trying to figure out what people from the east coast say (I think we all agree they say "Whateva, fuck it, eh") 30:53 - Rebecca apologizes for Derek's offensiveness to lesbos 32:09 - Erick's invention 32:26 - Seth names the invention "Fergie Pants" (who peed her pants on stage with the Black Eyed Peas) 33:56 - We see Seth's hair stylist, Courtney 35:38 - Derek gets a Joaquin Phoenix look-alike's number, but doesn't remember his name 36:50 - Rebecca leaves 37:15 - Courtney says "'ello!" 39:23 - The rest of us leave the club 39:57 - We hear Derek break the proverbial seal in public 41:38 - We call Joaquin's voicemail to see if he says his name on his voicemail greeting 43:18 - Derek touches Melissa's uniboob 43:42 - Derek doesn't drop the iRiver 44:25 - We're at Denny's now! 45:58 - Derek doesn't ram…or remember Joaquin's real name 47:40 - Word of the Day: Malversation 49:14 - If you wiggle it more than twice, it's playing with it 49:27 - The straw wrappers are 69ing 50:55 - We order our food; queens first (ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz) 53:35 - The waitress thinks we're on a double date because Derek is sitting too close to Erick 56:04 - Goodnight, Baby 56:15 - Derek remembers Joaquin's name! Tune in to find out what it is!

Catch U Next Tuesday - Show #0009:2005-10-22

catchunexttuesday@gmail.com — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 21:00:00 GMT

Catch U Next Tuesday, Show #0009, October 22nd 2005. Show #0009: (Wanna Ride Bikes?) 00:00 - What the fuck is wrong with this computer 00:01 - Intro 00:07 - Bob Narley and The Killer Kona Buds - Vagina 01:00 - Derek still obsessed w/ Atticus 01:05 - Melissa hates Derek, he is a drama QUEEN 01:14 - Melissa is also a bitch 01:25 - Melissa locks herself in her room 01:35 - Melissa and Derek kiss & make up 01:52 - What is Derek on? 02:09 - Derek sometimes "accidentally" touches boobs 02:56 - Erick is tired 03:07 - Erick sees "Doom" a.k.a. Duke Nukem 03:53 - PG-13 is the only reason bad movies are bad 04:26 - Bored now! 04:54 - Lil John offers Brooke V. some fried chicken 05:30 - Derek has a steak on his face 05:48 - Derek is allergic to nuts 05:58 - Melissa is allergic to melons 06:43 - SLAM!!! 06:58 - Dylan's IM 09:16 - Popcorn Melissa 09:47 - Melissa reads Dylan's IM via the Wallace & Gromit Ech-O-Matic 11:48 - Melissa is very white power and continues with Dylan's IM 13:12 - Erick is bored with Atticus however Derek is not 13:35 - Hold Please... 13:50 - ...It's 4:20 P.M. Your call is very important to us. Please remain on the line and your call will be answered in the order in which it was received... 15:26 - ...AND we're back 16:06 - IM bomb luvreallyhurtz26 and remember to tell them Vincent sent you! 18:44 - Melissa and Derek read an IM from luvreallyhurtz26 21:31 - BLOCKED!!! 21:38 - YEAY, Dylan's on AIM!! 21:57 - Dylan's a Whore 22:12 - Dylan had the "surgery" 22:56 - Derek types slow 24:20 - Derek's sisters are the next special guests 24:46 - IM #1 25:00 - Marketing survey, but not really 25:24 - IM #2 25:32 - IM #3 25:45 - IM #92479832740123 25:52 - Keith from Keith & the Girl is RIGHT!! 26:02 - Jersey accent just like Melissa 28:03 - Dylan cheats on Derek 29:00 - Promo Homo contest 29:55 - Melissa wins! 30:08 - DO NOT STEP ON SETH'S YUM-YUMS!!! 31:02 - Ching-Chang 31:19 - Melissa is racist about Crackas 32:38 - Styx and Genesis are Seth's jams 33:11 - Erick needs another drink because he's from south of the border 35:17 - Celebrate Derek's b-day at IBT's 35:55 - Derek's "fake" ID 37:10 - Double D Penis 38:10 - I love and dry humped Becky 40:22 - Melissa is talking to Toby, he made out with Graham Norton 42:08 - No more XXX of Derek 43:15 - Kohl with a "K" 44:14 - Ellen DeGeneres-DeRossi needs to be on the show 46:51 - Promo Homo Contest 48:17 - Erick states we're done 48:47 - Melissa can read Derek's lips 49:48 - A little more tongue on the mic 50:45 - Becky accuses everyone 51:53 - Becky two-shoes 53:09 - Derek loses the game and then, much like Clarissa, explains it all 53:51 - Seth tries to win, but he can't 55:15 - Derek's gonna give "someone" the red carpet treatment 55:55 - Vote for us on Pod Cast Alley 56:09 - Plugs of all kinds 56:27 - 206-350-2868 (CUNT) 56:46 - Catch U Next Tuesday Forums are NOW OPEN!!! 57:41 - Derek's MySpace 58:30 - Outro: Bob Narley and The Killer Kona Buds - Vagina

Catch U Next Tuesday - Show #0008:2005-10-21

cunts@catchunexttuesday.com — Sat, 12 Nov 2005 21:00:00 GMT

Catch U Next Tuesday, Show #0008, October 21st 2005. Show #0008: (The fan-loving episode!) 00:02 - Intro 00:08 - Duke Nukem 00:15 - Derek introduces "Smells Like Rain" by the Weird Lovemakers 00:22 - Derek is back not realizing he had been replaced for 1 show 00:52 - Melissa and Derek... IN STEREO 01:08 - Melissa has a refreshing drink 01:34 - Derek gives a shout out to Jayla... ANTM 02:03 - Derek requests hate letters for his absence 02:12 - Erick wants to go down! 02:32 - Derek has a new hot BF from Oregon 02:55 - Derek get religious for only 1 sec 03:31 - Derek owns up to his crack habit 03:56 - Melissa interrupts Derek from interrupting Erick 04:10 - Erick starts to read Gavin's C-Mail™ 04:50 - Melissa shrieks at the thought of her only phone call of the day 05:32 - Seth concludes that C.U.N.T. is the David Hasselhoff of podcasting 05:43 - Melissa = Bitch, and Gavin's C-Mail™ = All 'bout Derek 06:36 - I didn't know that Seth was British 06:42 - Melissa goes there 06:52 - Finally, what we have all been waiting for, MELISSA'S TURN 07:02 - Melissa starts to read Caroline's C-Mail™ 07:37 - I didn't know Seth was Scottish either 08:57 - Fannie <3's Jenni, (_o_) hates Caroline 09:33 - Erick starts to read James' C-Mail™ 09:36 - Melissa's second on-air belch... this show 09:52 - HOW IS "GENERIC" A COMPLIMENT!? 10:27 - James saves $$ for teeth 11:14 - A C-Mail™ rarity 11:42 - Rhymes = raps 12:14 - Derek recaps why for a split second he didn't like Southern Black Women 14:03 - Melissa poses the question, "Black or African-American" 14:45 - African-English 15:08 - Diva Derek's™ turn, he reads Matt C's C-Mail™ 15:20 - Really, does no one know about Popcorn™? 15:52 - Erick's son is special and rides the short bus :( 16:00 - Sore #7 brought up 17:13 - Derek is unable to read aloud 18:36 - Erick takes over for Derek 19:45 - Derek tongues the mic 20:13 - Stealth like stab @ Michelle 20:27 - Joint tonguing of the mic 20:40 - Northern Ireland C-Mail™ 21:35 - Melissa is the fav and her accent rocks 22:32 - Duke Nukem never gets old 24:10 - Melissa plays V-Mail™ of "Cousin Gloria" 25:50 - Erick reads C-Mail™ from Georgia 27:18 - Guinness Statistic 28:20 - R.I.P Gwen concert 29:39 - Where's Shane? 29:57 - HsDerektme@aol.com 31:40 - Yes means No 31:59 - ATTICUS = Derek's BF 32:17 - Tom Rape Game™ 33:08 - Tucson sucks 34:10 - Derek is conceited, who knew? 34:53 - How many times can we say pot? 35:15 - It is a known fact that Derek is hot 35:53 - Derek is belligerent and Melissa storms up out of there 36:06 - The Derek and Seth Hour™ 36:37 - HsDerektme@aol.com 37:27 - ATTICUS' MySpace™ interrupts C.U.N.T. 38:05 - Woops! Anna isn't hated and Melissa's accent shows through 40:40 - Derek is Melissa's daddy 41:00 - Erick tells story of PUSSY on V-Mail™ 42:08 - Quentin is crazy 43:00 - Shout outs to Derek's loves 43:46 - Deet Deet boredom 43:45 - Raider's Reef, "Legs 'N' Eggs" 45:40 - Chanda Leir a.k.a. Derek 47:09 - Erick gets ready to Tea Bag Derek 48:02 - Derek gets on his back 48:09 - Outro: Music by theWeird Lovemakers - "You're So Fucking Pretty" 48:27 - Also support two ex-Weird Lovemakers in the Knockout Pills! 48:42 - Restart song

Catch U Next Tuesday - Show #0007:2005-10-07

cunts@catchunexttuesday.com — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 21:00:00 GMT

Catch U Next Tuesday, Show #0007, October 7th 2005. Show #0007: The longest show yet - we strive for quantity, not quality 00:02 - Intro 00:08 - We are missing one member, can you guess who? 00:27 - Michelle is our special guest 00:36 - The Killer Kona Buds' song "Crusty the Snowman" is our jam 02:10 - Erick recounts his hike with the "special" children 06:48 - Have you guys figured out who's missing yet? 07:52 - A very special voice message from our favorite "elected" official 10:23 - Leave us voice messages at: 1-206-350-2868 (CUNT) 11:16 - Derek's part will be played by Michelle today 12:35 - Fan mail from Matt Cuntstubble 14:00 - Katrina victims are not refugees 15:17 - If You Wanna get near a Penis, use your Venus 16:45 - Happy 70th Birthday, Dylan! 17:24 - Fan Mail from Nick, our favorite "football" player and Arizona sightseer 22:25 - We are the Knight Rider of podcasting 23:46 - Look out for our forthcoming album, Carnage Asada 24:43 - More Mexican stereotypes and bitchy children 28:52 - Michelle is the toast of the Octoberfest 33:24 - R.I.P. Gordo's Mexicateria 34:17 - Seth has a run-in with an angry frau and her lederhosen T-shirt-wearing husband 38:43 - Seth found a pube in his calzone! 39:16 - Melissa finds the longest hair ever in her barbecue chicken 41:02 - Melissa finds a chunk of plastic in her cream cheese 41:22 - Seth watches an employee pick up bagels from the floor and continue cooking them 41:56 - Seth found a rubber band in his pasta 41:59 - Seth finds steel wool under his steak 42:20 - Michelle finds a band-aid in her ice cream sundae 45:40 - Melissa finds mold - not ham - in her grilled cheese sandwich 46:39 - What more does one expect from an establishment who misspells menu items? 47:14 - On Melissa's way to Earthdance, she participates in a cupcake/drug deal (Happy Bday, Joey!) 49:01 - We are working on a forum on the website to incite race riots 49:54 - Seth qualifies for some of the job opportunities offered by Al-Qaeda 51:17 - Buy the new Depeche Mode album 51:50 - Outro: Music by The Killer Kona Buds - "Crusty the Snowman"

Catch U Next Tuesday - Show #0006:2005-08-27

cunts@catchunexttuesday.com — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 21:00:00 GMT

Catch U Next Tuesday, Show #0006, August 27th 2005. Show #0006: The stupid drunk @ Erick's Bday party show! 00:00 - E & M Prologue 02:16 - Intro 02:49 - WARNING - 4 F-B0MBs have just been skillfully executed, proceed with caution! 02:51 - Derek takes the opportunity to urge everyone to purchase one of his, and Erick's, favorite DVD titles, Carmen Electra's Aerobic Strip Tease 03:03 - Erick's too drunk to remember to do introductions 03:16 - Mandi busts out with our first Fannee Doolee of the night 03:25 - Mandi attempts set our listeners straight / gay with her version of the fateful IHOP dinner 03:38 - 13 seconds into her story Derek hijacks it, Middle Eastern Style, and fast forwards to the exciting part 03:53 - 15 seconds later Mandi regains control of her story like the US military on a terrorist strong hold. 04:39 - Hurry up already, spit it out, blow it all over our collective faces! 05:06 - Mandi & Derek duke it out school girl style 05:35 - Preliminary reports indicate that Erick likes it in the rear confirming his previous employment as a Mexican Maintenance Man! 05:38 - Another profound Fannee Doolee from the lips of Mandi P. 05:44 - Fellatio with an iRiver never sounded so good 05:54 - The iRiver attempts to take advantage of Erick while he's still a little drunk 06:05 - Third Fannee Doolee right on schedule 06:13 - First attempts at getting the FUCK outta there 06:38 - Erick introduces Scott and also breaks the first rule of our podcasting code, NO LAST NAMES!!! 06:57 - Every time Erick says Scott's name an angel either cries or looses its wings 07:13 - Our second attempt at the getting the FUCK outta there 07:21 - Erick introduces his DJ on retainer, DJ 5ARAH 07:35 - What does a clown horn sound like? 07:46 - DJ 5ARAH talks about Exciter the album while Erick talks about Exciter Dildos 07:56 - Erick's bleeding and is then offered the temporary use of a tampon 08:02 - Fannee Doolee number 4 is heard in the background 08:09 - Erick's hand is getting a lot of play during this very short podcast 08:25 - EL FIN!

Catch U Next Tuesday - Show #0005:2005-08-19

cunts@catchunexttuesday.com — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 21:00:00 GMT

Catch U Next Tuesday, Show #0005, August 19th 2005. Show #0005: Giving it to the fans! 00:05 - Intro 00:20 - Rebecca takes a phone call from Aunt Goudis and then lies about it 1:05 - Melissa lets everyone know how polite she is 1:24 - Erick is playing a cool song 2:06 - Melissa calls Rebecca a bitch 2:36 - Derek calls Seth a faggot 3:08 - The cool song is over 3:18 - Melissa's voicemail: "Am I late for the circle-jerk?" 4:17 - It is revealed that Rebecca doesn't listen to podcasts 4:30 - Rebecca complains about cursing --yet AGAIN 5:28 - Melissa questions Sigma Alpha Epsilon's sexuality 6:54 - Seth asks if Rebecca saw some sorority girls make out 6:57 - Derek goes wild about Girls Gone Wild 8:11 - Derek inventories his dad's sexual treasures 8:18 - Rebecca is educated about Magnum condoms 8:45 - Derek says "lezbionic" 9:42 - Erick doesn't get obvious stab at him 9:53 - Melissa quotes N*Sync 10:36 - Melissa brags about her iPuppy (more commonly known as an iDog) 11:46 - Derek reveals Rebecca infidelity to her faith 11:59 - Pork is a metaphor for uncomfortable silence 12:22 - Derek makes friends with his neighbors in his parking lot 14:27 - Rebecca states how amazing Derek is 14:49 - Rebecca's diabetes kicks in 15:17 - Rebecca created an AIDS Walk MySpace profile that everyone should befriend! 15:19 - Melissa projects about Rebecca's boring conversation 16:48 - Pray for Rebecca's dog, Babe 17:11 - Erick reads Matt C.'s email 17:36 - Matt C. is amazing! 18:04 - Erick's iPod died 19:20 - Dylan is Melissa's jam 19:50 - Dylan is Derek's new boyfriend 20:46 - Nobody actually likes the Frank Show (except Erick) 26:07 - Erick hates the surveys on MySpace 26:25 - Seth doesn't know 20 people 27:19 - The phone rings, duh 27:48 - Derek regrets what Ben might possibly hear 28:24 - Anal people hate the new Simpsons DVD case 29:29 - Rebecca hates Rupert Murdoch 30:19 - Derek and Seth reflect on Shirley Q. Liquor's chillun's names 31:52 - The waaaambulance is called 32:16 - Derek can smell someone's attitude 32:56 - Check out the (Trans)Gender Talk podcast 33:46 - Erick found a 1337 website 34:36 - Melissa's brother pierthed his tongue 35:18 - Erick tries to shut down the show 35:19 - Melissa continues her story about her parents' disapproval of pierthings 36:45 - Rebecca plugs NPR again 37:05 - We love Southern people...really, we do :) 37:56 - Seth tries to shut down the show, then provokes the iPuppy 38:39 - Melissa hates on Avril 40:38 - Rebecca needs Avril 41:15 - Visit www.dereksturning21.com 42:18 - We heart Boz; Erick reads his post 43:24 - Derek asks his new boyfriend Boz to call him at 1-206-350-CUNT (2868) 44:33 - We have pictures on MySpace 45:05 - Erick's girlfriend tinkled on his iPod thinking it was a pregnancy test, much like this happy couple 45:13 - Derek proposes to Boz 45:21 - Outro: Music by Demerit7 - "Snowflakes"

Catch U Next Tuesday - Show #0004:2005-08-12

cunts@catchunexttuesday.com — Sun, 04 Sep 2005 21:00:00 GMT

Catch U Next Tuesday, Show #0004, August 12th 2005. Show #0004 (Now poised for a comeback...) 00:02 - Intro 00:14 - YEAY IT'S KEVIN'S BIRFDAY!!! 00:19 - Some 'Dislocated Boner' for your listening pleasure 01:24 - Seth breaks the Dislocated Boner.....code 01:53 - Rebecca shares a second hand tale of boners that have been dislocated| 02:55 - Psych, Intros again 03:34 - Derek's adventures as Special D! 04:07 - Melissa gives props to her girl Amy G. 04:59 - Amy Grant IS Derek's JAM!!! 05:40 - Seth recants the story of helmet kid 07:27 - Erick's all up in the 'Real Sex' 08:29 - Rebecca announces that Google.com is her jam 09:18 - The Shatner / Bergen connection 09:54 - Shouts out to Kevin B. on his B-Day! W00T W00T 10:01 - $8.00 Burger, WTF? 10:41 - Melissa's time in the Tucson projects 11:29 - Questioning Melissa's authoritale......on green poop 12:29 - Our only home phone call we'll receive for the entire month, during the show 13:05 - www.RateMyPoo.com 13:24 - Now our resident 'Johnny Come Lately' is an authority on BLUE poop 14:03 - Shouts out to the Bush Twins (Not to be confused with the Bush Twins.) 15:55 - The truth comes out about Rebecca's reason for 'Birf' Control 16:06 - And now The Catch U Next Democratic Convention hour with Rebecca 17:37 - Nice Segway! 17:51 - Shouts out to Jason T. the Segway King 18:11 - Erick's misadventures with the public 19:11 - Derek's got something to say about the peeps across the pond 21:46 - Boring British Guys 22:15 - MSNBC.com is Rebecca's NEW Jam!!! 22:32 - DereksTurning21.com is Seth's Jam!!! 22:34 - DereksTurning21.com has been hostiley taken over as Derek's NEW Jam!!! 22:37 - Now onto the topic of 'Donating to Excellent Causes' with Melissa 22:48 - Marathons for Leukemia Lymphoma 23:27 - Rebecca recruits for the Aids Walk 2005 23:29 - Rebecca hits on Derek AGAIN! 24:07 - Celebrity Baby Names and the burdens they bring 25:13 - Onion.com is Rebecca's LATEST Jam!!! 25:20 - Who's gonna be answering phones for a good cause this weekend? (Hint: The answer doesn't start with Rebecca.) 25:35 - Shouts out to the News Hour with Jim Lehrer 25:52 - Rebecca's changed Jams again. We now have CharlieRose.com on record as her current Jam. 25:57 - There's C.U.N.T.s at MySpace.com! 26:30 - SNAP!!! 26:56 - If this is REALLY the rhythm of the night then we are in BIG trouble! 27:51 - William's hung like a wha??? 28:28 - Erick misses an opportunity to pass DVDA forward 28:45 - Duh, Rebecca has a new Jam, Bored.com 28:52 - Rebecca reveals to us her REAL Jam, Galang by M.I.A. 29:07 - The Real World and MTV's The 70's House have now moved up to Derek's Top Jams of the hour 30:35 - A matching microphone epiphany is witnessed 30:59 - Rebecca's Top 3 'In Concert' picks for 2005 31:16 - And now it's time for a rousing game of, "You Bet Their Life", with your hostesses Melissa and Rebecca Young 31:41 - YouBetTheirLife.com is in the lead as Rebecca's Jam! 32:22 - Rebecca changes Jams faster than she changes underwear with CNN.com being her latest JIZAM! 32:24 - A moment of silence to lament for our fallen pets 33:49 - Mad TV = Seth's Jam 33:52 - Saturday Night Live = Derek's Jam 34:18 - Now a little something about kittens to make this dreary Podcast cheery 36:54 - New Born Panda is to Stick of Butter as ... 38:07 - ThatsSoCute.com = Rebecca's Jam 38:16 - Melissa's "No Child Left Behind" program starts at a much younger age than most... 38:44 - It's movie time with Rubber Johnny, just the way you like it! 39:48 - Guest starring in our feature presentation is one Generic Brit 44:28 - And this concludes Catch U Next Tuesday's Movie of the Week 45:14 - Amazing.com = Rebecca's Jam: 45:43 - Visit Podcast Alley and vote for Catch U Next Tuesday. Right now. Come on. You know you wanna. 46:11 - Mr. Ferdinand Fucking Poose IS a tall drink of water! 46:27 - Visit CatchUNextTuesday.com, C.U.N.T.s at MySpace.com, and the Aids Walk at My Space 46:41 - Saying NO to Tom is saying NO to Rape 47:06 - Please call us at 206-350-CUNT, we want to be your friend :) 47:17 - Outro: More 'Dislocated Boner' for your listening pleasure

Catch U Next Tuesday - Show #0003:2005-08-01

cunts@catchunexttuesday.com — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 17:00:00 GMT

Catch U Next Tuesday, Show #0003, August 1st 2005. The show notes ("We peaked at Show #2") 00:06 - Intro 01:18 - Derek has Gwen Stefani tickets! 01:50 - Derek wants a black diamond engagement ring 01:59 - Derek has a Goth twin 04:50 - Erick plays phone messages 10:18 - This doesn't mean "follow that golf cart" 11:12 - Reminisce about visiting the Jack in the Box drive-thru in a golf cart 12:37 - Don't try moving this across this 15:37 - Mechanical wheelchairs breaking down in the middle of the street is sad 19:40 - Shout-out to Joey 21:02 - Melissa's voice changes withOUT hitting puberty! 21:40 - Reminisce about 2000 Flushes 22:09 - Erick's iPod cannot be resuscitated 22:34 - Derek has Midol 23:03 - Derek's GF Xtina storms up in Jack in the Box 25:18 - What one learns in masonry school 26:05 - Michelle meets her rich BF at the club 31:17 - The More You Know: Getting kicked does not = getting hit on 32:22 - Errrrybody in da club is getting tipsy 32:50 - Erick goes bitchcakes at the club 35:30 - Show 2 is Show 10 in binary, so we have lots of time to release Show 2 36:13 - Derek hates sports 36:39 - Derek profoundly declares this show's sucking to be a self-fulfilling prophecy 37:29 - Show brought to you by the number 11 37:53 - Vote for us on PodCastAlley (they won't spam you!) 39:11 - Derek craves Beanie Weenies 39:35 - Reminisce about vomiting at school 41:15 - Visit PodCastAlley, DereksTurning21, and call our number: 1-206-350-2868 (CUNT) 42:04 - Music: Hungry Lucy - Shine (F9 Mix)

Catch U Next Tuesday - Show #0002:2005-07-24

cunts@catchunexttuesday.com — Sun, 24 Jul 2005 18:00:00 GMT

Catch U Next Tuesday, Show #0002, July 24th 2005. The show notes: 00:05 - Intros 01:33 - "I wish everyone was dead" 01:45 - Derek's worst day ever 09:17 - The New Mexico t-shirt 10:46 - "The first night we were in Mexico, Erick -beep-, I swear to God, came to fix our TV" 11:56 - "Why are all the Mexican maintenance guys so hot?" 14:10 - Derek's Dickie belt story 16:08 - Erick's Ikea story 19:18 - Melissa + her brother + a shopping cart = trouble 20:00 - The Melissa young story 22:25 - The break-in story 26:35 - The Meth Woman 28:05 - Derek's website 29:30 - Melissa finds the Meth Woman's pictures 31:15 - Vote for us bitches at Podcastally.com! 33:35 - Talk of Melissa's BDay 34:55 - The Mr. Poose Show 36:10 - The show's number: 206-350-cunt (2868) 39:06 - Corey Feldman in NY 40:22 - Diana Ross in Tucson 41:25 - "Last call" 41:35 - Outro: Music = Alter Der Ruine "Fallen V2 (Club Mix)"

Catch U Next Tuesday - Show #0001:2005-06-29

cunts@catchunexttuesday.com — Tue, 05 Jul 2005 13:00:00 GMT

Catch U Next Tuesday, Show #0001, June 29th 2005. The show notes: 00:01 Intro 01:25 all of us sound gay 02:00 Teens at the mall, and their ball sacks 03:17 excuse me, is that your phone ringing?! 03:50 When Erick first met Derek 04:20 Real men drive Nissan Frontiers 05:10 Retard in wheel chair, ..err..normal retard. 08:05 Melissa's dog story 11:45 Derek decides to be a sex phone operator 13:18 Talk about the runaway bride's book deal, eBay toilet seat, and googling googly eyes. 15:30 Dirty Fannee Doolees 17:45 Melissa makes a phone call 18:10 JTLYK, I don't like abbreviations on the air 18:30 Dead fetus inside boy's stomach + The Game 21:40 The sound of grabbing microphones 22:15 So I hate my laugh half of my life 22:35 Melissa's gum 27:28 The story of the beaten up girl wanting to be Derek's roommate 28:32 Rebecca joins the podcast via cell phone 29:10 We want to do some Fannee Doolees with you! 30:48 DVDA 33:12 Derek's favorite Rebecca story 34:00 So basically our podcast is recounting stories and recounting funny jokes? 35:19 The disabled university basketball team 36:15 Making condom packs at the Aids Foundation 36:55 A fight breaks out 39:38 Pictionary: The word..dump 41:25 Nothing better to do then to record ourselves talking 41:50 The Meaning of Catch U Next Tuesday 42:26 Outro