Catch U Next Tuesday

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Hello everyone!
We have show #5 ready for you to stick it where the sun don’t shine. Bear with me for a sec….had way too much to drink.
So…..show 5. What’s there to say. Download, listen….masturbate? Whatever tickles your fancy. Just be happy that a show is ready to be downloaded by the masses. YES!
Oh…and the UK makes a comeback!

Show time = 47:52 min | File size = 22.3mb

Show #0005 (Giving it to the fans!)

00:05 – Intro
00:20 – Rebecca takes a phone call from Aunt Goudis and then lies about it
01:05 – Melissa lets everyone know how polite she is
01:24 – Erick is playing a cool song
02:06 – Melissa calls Rebecca a bitch
02:36 – Derek calls Seth a faggot
03:08 – The cool song is over
03:18 – Melissa’s voicemail: "Am I late for the circle-jerk?"
04:17 – It is revealed that Rebecca doesn’t listen to podcasts
04:30 – Rebecca complains about cursing –yet AGAIN
05:28 – Melissa questions Sigma Alpha Epsilon’s sexuality
06:54 – Seth asks if Rebecca saw some sorority girls make out
06:57 – Derek goes wild about Girls Gone Wild
08:11 – Derek inventories his dad’s sexual treasures
08:18 – Rebecca is educated about Magnum™ condoms
08:45 – Derek says "lezbionic"
09:42 – Erick doesn’t get obvious stab at him
09:53 – Melissa quotes N*Sync
10:36 – Melissa brags about her iPuppy (more commonly known as an iDog)
11:46 – Derek reveals Rebecca’s infidelity to her faith
11:59 – Pork is a metaphor for uncomfortable silence
12:22 – Derek makes friends with his neighbors in his parking lot
14:27 – Rebecca states how amazing Derek is
14:49 – Rebecca’s diabetes kicks in
15:17 – Rebecca created an AIDS Walk MySpace profile that everyone should befriend!
15:19 – Melissa projects about Rebecca’s boring conversation
16:48 – Pray for Rebecca’s dog, Babe
17:11 – Erick reads Matt C.’s email
17:36 – Matt C. is amazing!
18:04 – Erick’s iPod died
19:20 – Dylan is Melissa’s jam
19:50 – Dylan is Derek’s new boyfriend
20:46 – Nobody actually likes the Frank Show (except Erick)
26:07 – Erick hates the surveys on MySpace
26:25 – Seth doesn’t know 20 people
27:19 – The phone rings, duh
27:48 – Derek regrets what Ben might possibly hear
28:24 – Anal people hate the new Simpsons DVD case
29:29 – Rebecca hates Rupert Murdoch
30:19 – Derek and Seth reflect on Shirley Q. Liquor’s chillun’s names
31:52 – The waaaambulance is called
32:16 – Derek can smell someone’s attitude
32:56 – Check out the (Trans)Gender Talk podcast
33:46 – Erick found a 1337 website
34:36 – Melissa’s brother pierthed his tongue
35:18 – Erick tries to shut down the show
35:19 – Melissa continues her story about her parents’ disapproval of pierthings
36:45 – Rebecca plugs NPR again
37:05 – We love Southern people…really, we do
37:56 – Seth tries to shut down the show, then provokes the iPuppy
38:39 – Melissa hates on Avril
40:38 – Rebecca needs Avril
41:15 – Visit www.dereksturning21.com
42:18 – We heart Boz; Erick reads his post
43:24 – Derek asks his new boyfriend Boz to call him at 1-206-350-CUNT (2868)
44:33 – We have pictures on MySpace
45:05 – Erick’s girlfriend tinkled on his iPod thinking it was a pregnancy test, much like this happy couple
45:13 – Derek proposes to Boz
45:21 – Outro: Music by Demerit7 – "Snowflakes"

- The C-Cast

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It’s here!

Show #4 is finally ready to download. Though, if you are a subscriber of the show, you already new this, and you’ve had show #4 for sometime now. So for all those people who are NOT yet subscribe, do so via iTunes. You will get the shows before the show notes are even posted. Be the first in your block to hear the show! hee

Again, read along with the show notes. Stuff makes a bit more sense,..or not…when clicking on the various links.
Show #5 is coming soon!

Show time = 50:15 min | File size = 23.6mb

Show #0004 (Now poised for a comeback…)

00:02 – Intro
00:14 – YEAY IT’S KEVIN’S BIRFDAY!!!
00:19 – Some ‘Dislocated Boner‘ for your listening pleasure
01:24 – Seth breaks the Dislocated Boner…..code
01:53 – Rebecca shares a second hand tale of boners that have been dislocated|
02:55 – Psych, Intros again
03:34 – Derek’s adventures as Special D!
04:07 – Melissa gives props to her girl Amy G.
04:59 – Amy Grant IS Derek’s JAM!!!
05:40 – Seth recants the story of helmet kid
07:27 – Erick’s all up in the ‘Real Sex‘
08:29 – Rebecca announces that Google.com is her jam
09:18 – The Shatner / Bergen connection
09:54 – Shouts out to Kevin B. on his B-Day!  W00T W00T
10:01 – $8.00 Burger, WTF?
10:41 – Melissa’s time in the Tucson projects
11:29 – Questioning Melissa’s authoritale……on green poop
12:29 – Our only home phone call we’ll receive for the entire month, during the show
13:05 – www.RateMyPoo.com
13:24 – Now our resident ‘Johnny Come Lately’ is an authority on BLUE poop
14:03 – Shouts out to the Bush Twins (Not to be confused with the Bush Twins.)
15:55 – The truth comes out about Rebecca’s reason for ‘Birf’ Control
16:06 – And now The Catch U Next Democratic Convention hour with Rebecca
17:37 – Nice Segway!
17:51 – Shouts out to Jason T. the Segway King
18:11 – Erick’s misadventures with the public
19:11 – Derek’s got something to say about the peeps across the pond
21:46 – Boring British Guys
22:15 – MSNBC.com is Rebecca’s NEW Jam!!!
22:32 – DereksTurning21.com is Seth’s Jam!!!
22:34 – DereksTurning21.com has been hostiley taken over as Derek’s  NEW Jam!!!
22:37 – Now onto the topic of ‘Donating to Excellent Causes’ with Melissa
22:48 – Marathons for Leukemia Lymphoma
23:27 – Rebecca recruits for the Aids Walk 2005
23:29 – Rebecca hits on Derek AGAIN!
24:07 – Celebrity Baby Names and the burdens they bring
25:13 – Onion.com is Rebecca’s LATEST Jam!!!
25:20 – Who’s gonna be answering phones for a good cause this weekend?  (Hint:  The answer doesn’t start with Rebecca.)
25:35 – Shouts out to the News Hour with Jim Lehrer
25:52 – Rebecca’s changed Jams again.  We now have CharlieRose.com on record as her current Jam.
25:57 – There’s C.U.N.T.s at MySpace.com!
26:30 – SNAP!!!
26:56 – If this is REALLY the rhythm of the night then we are in BIG trouble!
27:51 – William’s hung like a wha???
28:28 – Erick misses an opportunity to pass DVDA forward
28:45 – Duh, Rebecca has a new Jam, Bored.com
28:52 – Rebecca reveals to us her REAL Jam,Galang by M.I.A.
29:07 – The Real World and MTV’s The 70’s House have now moved up to Derek’s Top Jams of the hour
30:35 – A matching microphone epiphany is witnessed
30:59 – Rebecca’s Top 3 ‘In Concert’ picks for 2005
31:16 – And now it’s time for a rousing game of, "You Bet Their Life", with your hostesses Melissa & Rebecca Young
31:41 – YouBetTheirLife.com is in the lead as Rebecca’s Jam!
32:22 – Rebecca changes Jams faster than she changes underwear with CNN.com being her latest JIZAM!
32:24 – A moment of silence to lament for our fallen pets
33:49 – Mad TV = Seth’s Jam
33:52 – Saturday Night Live = Derek’s Jam
34:18 – Now a little something about kittens to make this dreary Podcast cheery
36:54 – New Born Panda is to Stick of Butter as …
38:07 – ThatsSoCute.com = Rebecca’s Jam
38:16 – Melissa’s "No Child Left Behind" program starts at a much younger age than most…
38:44 – It’s movie time with Rubber Johnny, just the way you like it!
39:48 – Guest starring in our feature presentation is one Generic Brit
44:28 – And this concludes Catch U Next Tuesday’s Movie of the Week
45:14 – Amazing.com = Rebecca’s Jam:
45:43 – Visit Podcast Alley and vote for Catch U Next Tuesday.  Right now.  Come on.  You know you wanna.
46:11 – Mr. Ferdinand Fucking Poose IS a tall drink of water!
46:27 – Visit CatchUNextTuesday.com,C.U.N.T.s at MySpace.com, and the Aids Walk at My Space
46:41 – Saying NO to Tom is saying NO to Rape
47:06 – Please call us at 206-350-CUNT, we want to be your friend
47:17 – Outro:  More ‘Dislocated Boner‘ for your listening pleasure
 

- The C-Cast

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Sweet mother! How long does it take to get a show up?! We got more on the
way. We promise. Anyway…

Read along with the show notes, click on related links and get the
FULL effect of the Catch U Next Tuesday show. Warning, this show is NOT for
kids, your mom, or for sharing with your boss at work. You’ve been warned.
So enjoy a laugh or two,…or 0 with this episode. Word to your mother.

Show time = 45:27 min | File size = 21.5mb

Show #0003 (We peaked at Show #2)

00:06 – Intro
01:18 – Derek has Gwen Stefani tickets!
01:50 – Derek wants a black diamond engagement ring
01:59 – Derek has a Goth twin
04:50 – Erick plays phone messages
10:18 – This doesn’t mean "follow that golf cart"
11:12 – Reminisce about visiting the Jack in the Box drive-thru in a golf cart
12:37 – Don’t try moving this across this
15:37 -Mechanical wheelchairs breaking down in the middle of the street is sad
19:40 – Shout-out to Joey
21:02 – Melissa’s voice changes withOUT hitting puberty!
21:40 – Reminisce about 2000 Flushes
22:09 – Erick’s iPod cannot be resuscitated
22:34 – Derek has Midol
23:03 – Derek’s GF Xtina storms up in Jack in the Box
25:18 – What one learns in masonry school
26:05 – Michelle meets her rich BF at the club
31:17 – The More You Know: Getting kicked does not = getting hit on
32:22 – Errrrybody in da club is getting tipsy
32:50 – Erick goes bitchcakes at the club
35:30 – Show 2 is Show 10 in binary, so we have lots of time to release Show 2
36:13 – Derek hates sports
36:39 – Derek profoundly declares this show’s sucking to be a self-fulfilling
prophecy
37:29 – Show brought to you by the number 11
37:53 – Vote for us on PodCastAlley (they won’t spam you!)
39:11 – Derek craves Beanie Weenies
39:35 – Reminisce about vomiting at school
41:15 – Visit PodCastAlley, DereksTurning21, and call our number: 1-206-350-2868 (CUNT)
42:04 – Outro: Music = Hungry Lucy – "Shine (F9 Mix)"

- The C-Cast

It’s my BDay bitches!
Buy me something:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/3NBR10UVOAK1L

heh. Kidding.
But seriously.

In other news. Show 3 is up and live! If you are subscribed, click on your update option in iTunes, or whichever iPod subscribtion software you use. Show notes will be posted up in a few. Enjoy!

The DJ

PS. Sorry for the delay…and hooray for team efforts!

So my freaking 40GB iPod decided to die while I was writing the show notes for Show #3 and #4. Not only that, but it decided to do this 21 days after it’s 1 year warranty was up. Just fantastic. That’s why these shows are not up yet, but now I’m doing everything with the iRiver. Damn you Apple for wanting $275 to fix my current iPod! Finally found someone online who would do it a lot cheaper. If you EVER have any trouble with your iPod…and it’s out of warranty,….DON’T go to apple….go to this guy: http://www.imaxcomp.com/

This guy will HOOK YOU UP! Bought the hard drive from him (a better hard drive at that), and he’s installing it as well. Max…you’re freaking awesome!

Ok…enough of that rant.

In other news, we now have a MySpace account for the show. Add us to yours at: www.myspace.com/catchyounexttuesday

One other thing, if you get the time, please vote for us at Podcast Alley:
Podcast Alley – Catch U Next Tuesday

Thanks to everyone who has taken the time already to vote for us. You rock!

Expect 2 shows to be posted in the VERY near future.

Rock over London…Rock on Chicago!

- The DJ

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Read along with the show notes, and click on the related links to get the
FULL effect of the Catch U Next Tuesday show. Warning, this show is NOT for
kids, and wouldn’t be considered "work safe". You’ve been warned.
With that, enjoy the show, and here’s to hoping it doesn’t effect your psyche
too much.

Show time = 44:58 min | File size = 20.5mb

Show #0002

00:05 – Intros
01:33 – "I wish everyone was dead"
01:45 – Derek’s worst day ever
09:17 – The New Mexico t-shirt
10:46 – "The first night we were in Mexico, Erick <beep>, I swear to God, came to fix our TV"
11:56 – "Why are all the Mexican maintenance guys so hot?"
14:10 – Derek’s Dickie belt story
16:08 – Erick’s Ikea story
19:18 – Melissa + her brother + a shopping cart = trouble
20:00 – The Melissa young story
22:25 – The break-in story
26:35 – The Meth Woman
28:05 – Derek’s website
29:30 – Melissa finds the Meth Woman’s pictures
31:15 – Vote for us bitches at Podcastally.com!
33:35 – Talk of Melissa’s BDay
34:55 – The Mr. Poose Show
36:10 – The show’s number: 206-350-cunt (2868)
39:06 - Corey Feldman in NY
40:22 – Diana Ross in Tucson
41:25 – "Last call"
41:35 – Outro: Music = Alter Der Ruine "Fallen V2 (Club Mix)"

-The DJ

So what is going on with the C.U.N.T. cast? Well,…we’re getting ready to record the next show VERY soon. Fun!
But in other news, we now have a phone number for you all to call and comment on our stories…or the show in general. So if you feel like you just can’t contain yourself, and must call us,…leave us a voice message at:

206-350-CUNT

Keep in mind that this number is in Seattle, so if you do call, call with your free minutes on your cell…or whatever.

What would be great is if you have a story that’s relevant to something we talked about, we want to hear it! More then likely, your message will be played on the air. So come on people. Give us your funny stories!

–The DJ

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Show time = 43 min | File size = 20mb

00:01 – Intro
01:25 – “all of us sound gay”
02:00 – Teens at the mall, and their ball sacks
03:17 – “excuse me, is that your phone ringing?!”
03:50 – When Erick first met Derek
04:20 – Real men drive Nissan Frontiers
05:10 – Retard in wheel chair, …err…normal retard.
08:05 – Melissa’s dog story
11:45 – Derek decides to be a sex phone operator
13:18 – Talk about the runaway bride’s book deal, eBay toilet seat, and googling googly eyes.
15:30 – Dirty Fannee Doolees
17:45 – Melissa makes a phone call
18:10 – “JTLYK, I don’t like abbreviations on the air”
18:30 – Dead fetus inside boy’s stomach + The Game
21:40 – The sound of grabbing microphones
22:15 – “So I hate my laugh half of my life”
22:35 – Melissa’s gum
27:28 – The story of the beaten up girl wanting to be Derek’s roommate
28:32 – Rebecca joins the podcast via cell phone
29:10 – “We want to do some Fannee Doolees with you!”
30:48 – DVDA
33:12 – Derek’s favorite Rebecca story
34:00 – “So basically our podcast is recounting stories and recounting funny jokes?”
35:19 – The disabled university basketball team
36:15 – Making condom packs at the Aids Foundation
36:55 – A fight breaks out
39:38 – Pictionary: The word….”dump”
41:25 – “Nothing better to do then to record ourselves talking”
41:50 – The Meaning of Catch U Next Tuesday
42:26 – Outro

Oh we’re just getting started up in this MOTHA! Come back often and fill ‘er up as opposed to getting ‘er done.

I’m not even sure what a PodCast is. Sounds like a sexual position you might try on a fishing trip. Well, whatever it is we’re about to redefine it. Check back often as there is bound to be other hilarity that ensues!