Show Time = 72:59 | File Size = 33.3 MB

Intro Song: “Hey Hey USA” by The Weird Lovemakers

Topics: 4th of July, Hottest show ever…temperature-wise, Roseanne episode, 1880s night at Club Congress, Wal*Mart stories, Derek is a guy-girl, lesbian ballet, TV shows we like, MySpace messages, blocking in Lind Z, go to iTunes and vote for us, kids day at Hooters, Big Bertha, DJ QBert Battle – Lamb Chops, dog poop

Links:
Club Congress
MySpace
CatchUNextTuesday on iTunes
Hooters
DJ QBert

Outro Song: “Vegemite” by The Weird Lovemakers

Show Time = 80:09 | File Size = 36.8 MB

Song: “Spam” by Sudden Death

Topics:  Derek demonstrates teabagging, we sing the Arizona fight song, noun-on-noun action, the origin of our dog’s name (who you’ll hear barking at the end), Melissa hating on self-professed “shock jocks”, Derek’s conversion to Judaism, the perennial phone ringing while recording, and our responses to some voicemail, email, and MySpace messages.

Links:
Pink is the New Blog
I Love Egg
w00t
Sean Cody

Show Ten – Derek’s 21st Birthday Show!

Show Time = 57:01 | File Size = 26.1 MB

Show #0010 (Happy Birfday, Derek!)

00:04 – Erick propositions Melissa
00:09 – Intro
00:20 – Melissa kills the show
00:33 – On our way to celebrate Derek’s birthday at the local gay bar!
01:01 – Listen to “Gay Bar” by Electric Six
02:55 – Derek doesn’t go to the forums (but you should!)
03:07 – Derek informs us that he will be making out with Erick JTLYK
04:03 – Melissa’s 2^nd job is programming the Risk board game (is that OK, RIAA?)
04:58 – Undercover cops drive in lowrider trucks apparently
06:59 – Word of the month: IRRITATED
07:50 – Derek got a birthday hug from a drag queen
08:09 – Derek’s favorite thing is watching drag queens pee
09:12 – Listen to “Cosmos” by Option42 while we drive
15:06 – We’re at IBT’s!
15:23 – Rebecca is going to dance so hard to Kelly Clarkson
15:29 – Rebecca invites Josh (who she just met) to be in our podcast
15:38 – Josh is wearing a shirt for 2 weeks to win $500 from onenotecampus.com
17:23 – Rebecca gave Derek jam for his birthday! (And then took it back)
17:46 – Michelle gave Derek tea bags for his birthday!
18:52 – It’s fun to squeeze a straight boy’s ass at a gay bar
19:10 – There’s more fecal matter on vending machine buttons than in bathrooms!
19:50 – Shouts-out to all our listeners (even the ones not mentioned by name)
21:52 – We toast to Derek’s 21^st birthday
22:31 – Is it true that in England, it’s rude to clink your glasses during a toast?
23:12 – DJ Mike Lopez creates the new holiday known as “Mexicus”
24:40 – HAPPY MEXICUS!
26:59 – This just in: Derek is trashed!
27:25 – DJ Mike Lopez announces Mexicus on the dance floor; the crowd goes wild!
27:38 – DJ Mike Lopez spins Ciara’s “Goodies”; the crowd again goes wild!
27:49 – DJ Mike Lopez tells his life story
30:03 – Trying to figure out what people from the east coast say (I think we all agree they say “Whateva, fuck it, eh”)
30:53 – Rebecca apologizes for Derek’s offensiveness to lesbos
32:09 – Erick’s invention
32:26 – Seth names the invention “Fergie Pants” (who peed her pants on stage with the Black Eyed Peas)
33:56 – We see Seth’s hair stylist, Courtney
35:38 – Derek gets a Joaquin Phoenix look-alike’s number, but doesn’t remember his name
36:50 – Rebecca leaves
37:15 – Courtney says “’ello!”
39:23 – The rest of us leave the club
39:57 – We hear Derek break the proverbial seal in public
41:38 – We call Joaquin’s voicemail to see if he says his name on his voicemail greeting
43:18 – Derek touches Melissa’s uniboob
43:42 – Derek doesn’t drop the iRiver
44:25 – We’re at Denny’s now!
45:58 – Derek doesn’t ram…or remember Joaquin’s real name
47:40 – Word of the Day: Malversation
49:14 – If you wiggle it more than twice, it’s playing with it
49:27 – The straw wrappers are 69ing
50:55 – We order our food; queens first (ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
53:35 – The waitress thinks we’re on a double date because Derek is sitting too close to Erick
56:04 – Goodnight, Baby
56:15 – Derek remembers Joaquin’s name!  Tune in to find out what it is!

- The C-Cast (but mainly Melissa)

Show Nine – Attention Deficit Disorder has never sounded so good!

Show Time = 01:01:27 | File Size = 28.2 MB

Show #0009 (Wanna Ride Bikes?)

00:00 – What the fuck is wrong with this computer
00:01 – Intro
00:07 – Bob Narley and The Killer Kona Buds – Vagina
01:00 – Derek still obsessed w/ Atticus
01:05 – Melissa hates Derek, he is a drama QUEEN
01:14 – Melissa is also a bitch
01:25 – Melissa locks herself in her room
01:35 – Melissa and Derek kiss & make up
01:52 – What is Derek on?
02:09 – Derek sometimes “accidentally” touches boobs
02:56 – Erick is tired
03:07 – Erick sees “Doom” a.k.a. Duke Nukem
03:53 – PG-13 is the only reason bad movies are bad
04:26 – Bored now!
04:54 – Lil John offers Brooke V. some fried
chicken
05:30 – Derek has a steak on his face
05:48 – Derek is allergic to nuts
05:58 – Melissa is allergic to melons
06:43 – SLAM!!!
06:58 – Dylan’s IM
09:16 – Popcorn Melissa
09:47 – Melissa reads Dylan’s IM via the Wallace & Gromit Ech-O-Matic
11:48 – Melissa is very white power and continues with Dylan’s IM
13:12 – Erick is bored with Atticus
however Derek is not
13:35 – Hold Please…
13:50 – …It’s 4:20 P.M.  Your call is very important to us.  Please
remain on the line and your call will be answered in the order in which it was
received…
15:26 – …AND we’re back
16:06 – IM bomb luvreallyhurtz26
and remember to tell them Vincent sent you!
18:44 – Melissa and Derek read an IM from luvreallyhurtz26
21:31 – BLOCKED!!!
21:38 – YEAY, Dylan’s on AIM!!
21:57 – Dylan’s a Whore
22:12 – Dylan had the "surgery"
22:56 – Derek types slow
24:20 – Derek’s sisters are the next special guests
24:46 – IM #1
25:00 – Marketing survey, but not really
25:24 – IM #2
25:32 – IM #3
25:45 – IM #92479832740123
25:52 – Keith from Keith & the Girl
is RIGHT!!
26:02 – Jersey accent just like Melissa
28:03 – Dylan cheats on Derek
29:00 – Promo Homo contest
29:55 – Melissa wins!
30:08 -
DO NOT STEP ON SETH’S YUM-YUMS!!!
(Warning:  20 MB Video File)
31:02 – Ching-Chang
31:19 – Melissa is racist about Crackas
32:38 – Styx and
Genesis are Seth’s jams
33:11 – Erick needs another drink because he’s from south of the border
35:17 – Celebrate Derek’s b-day at IBT’s
35:55 – Derek’s “fake” ID
37:10 – Double D Penis
38:10 – I love and dry humped
Becky
40:22 – Melissa is talking to Toby, he made out with
Graham Norton
42:08 – No more XXX of Derek
43:15 – Kohl with a “K”
44:14 – Ellen DeGeneres-DeRossi needs to be on the show
46:51 – Promo Homo Contest
48:17 – Erick states we’re done
48:47 – Melissa can read Derek’s lips
49:48 – A little more tongue on the mic
50:45 -
Becky accuses everyone
51:53 -
Becky two-shoes
53:09 – Derek loses the game and then, much like
Clarissa, explains it all
53:51 – Seth tries to win, but he can’t
55:15 – Derek’s gonna give "someone" the red carpet treatment
55:55 – Vote for us on
Pod Cast Alley
56:09 – Plugs of all kinds
56:27 – 206-350-2868 (CUNT)
56:46 – Catch U Next Tuesday Forums
are NOW OPEN!!!
57:41 – Derek’s MySpace
58:30 – Outro: Bob Narley and The Killer Kona Buds – Vagina

- The C-Cast

Show Eight; Derek’s back for the Fan Mail/Male Episode!

Show time = 49:32 min | File size = 22.6mb

Show #0008 (The fan-loving episode!)

00:02 – Intro
00:08 – Duke Nukem
00:15 – Derek introduces “Smells Like Rain” by the
Weird Lovemakers
00:22 – Derek is back not realizing he had been replaced for 1 show
00:52 – Melissa and Derek…IN STEREO
01:08 – Melissa has a refreshing drink
01:34 – Derek gives a shout out to Jayla…ANTM
02:03 – Derek requests hate letters for his absence
02:12 – Erick wants to go down!
02:32 – Derek has a new hot BF from Oregon
02:55 – Derek get religious for only 1 sec
03:31 – Derek owns up to his crack habit
03:56 – Melissa interrupts Derek from interrupting Erick
04:10 – Erick starts to read Gavin’s C-Mail™
04:50 – Melissa shrieks at the thought of her only phone call of the day
05:32 – Seth concludes that C.U.N.T. is the David Hasselhoff of podcasting
05:43 – Melissa = Bitch, and Gavin’s C-Mail™ = All ‘bout Derek
06:36 – I didn’t know that Seth was British
06:42 – Melissa goes there
06:52 – Finally, what we have all been waiting for, MELISSA’S TURN
07:02 – Melissa starts to read Caroline’s C-Mail™
07:37 – I didn’t know Seth was Scottish either
08:57 – Fannie <3’s Jenni, (_o_) hates Caroline
09:33 – Erick starts to read James’ C-Mail™
09:36 – Melissa’s second on-air belch…this show
09:52 – HOW IS “GENERIC” A COMPLIMENT!?
10:27 – James saves $$ for teeth
11:14 – A C-Mail™ rarity
11:42 – Rhymes = raps
12:14 – Derek recaps why for a split second he didn’t like Southern Black Women
14:03 – Melissa poses the question, “Black or African-American”
14:45 – African-English
15:08 – Diva Derek’s™ turn, he reads Matt C’s C-Mail™
15:20 – Really, does no one know about Popcorn™?
15:52 – Erick’s son is special and rides the short bus
16:00 – Sore #7 brought up
17:13 – Derek is unable to read aloud
18:36 – Erick takes over for Derek
19:45 – Derek tongues the mic
20:13 – Stealth like stab @ Michelle
20:27 – Joint tonguing of the mic
20:40 – Northern Ireland C-Mail™
21:35 – Melissa is the fav and her accent rocks
22:32 – Duke Nukem never gets old
24:10 – Melissa plays V-Mail™ of “Cousin Gloria”
25:50 – Erick reads C-Mail™ from Georgia
27:18 – Guinness Statistic
28:20 – R.I.P Gwen concert
29:39 – Where’s Shane?
29:57 – HsDerektme@aol.com
31:40 – Yes means No
31:59 – ATTICUS = Derek’s BF
32:17 – Tom Rape Game™
33:08 – Tucson sucks
34:10 – Derek is conceited, who knew?
34:53 – How many times can we say pot?
35:15 – It is a known fact that Derek is hot
35:53 – Derek is belligerent and Melissa storms up out of there
36:06 – The Derek and Seth Hour™
36:37 – HsDerektme@aol.com
37:27 – ATTICUS’ MySpace™ interrupts C.U.N.T.
38:05 – Woops! Anna isn’t hated and Melissa’s accent shows through
40:40 – Derek is Melissa’s daddy
41:00 – Erick tells story of PUSSY on V-Mail™
42:08 – Quentin is crazy
43:00 – Shout outs to Derek’s loves
43:46 – Deet Deet boredom
43:45 – Raider’s Reef, “Legs ‘N’ Eggs”
45:40 – Chanda Leir a.k.a. Derek
47:09 – Erick gets ready to Tea Bag Derek
48:02 – Derek gets on his back
48:09 – Outro: Music by theWeird Lovemakers – "You’re So Fucking Pretty"
48:27 – Also support two ex-Weird Lovemakers in the Knockout Pills!
48:42 – Restart song

- The C-Cast

Show Lucky Seven!  Can you guess which C-Caster had better things to do?

Show time = 54:01 min | File size = 24.7mb

Show #0007 (The longest show yet; we strive for quantity, not quality)

00:02 – Intro
00:08 – We are missing one member; can you guess who?
00:27 – Michelle is our special guest
00:36 – The Killer Kona Buds’ song "Crusty the Snowman" is our jam
02:10 – Erick recounts his hike with the "special" children
06:48 – Have you guys figured out who’s missing yet?
07:52 – A very special voice message from our favorite "elected" official
10:23 – Leave us voice messages at: 1-206-350-2868 (CUNT)
11:16 – Derek’s part will be played by Michelle today
12:35 – Fan mail from Matt Cuntstubble
14:00 – Katrina victims are not refugees
15:17 – If You Wanna get near a Penis, use your Venus™
16:45 – Happy 70th Birthday, Dylan!
17:24 – Fan Mail from Nick, our favorite "football" player and Arizona sightseer
22:25 – We are the Knight Rider of podcasting
23:46 – Look out for our forthcoming album, Carnage Asada
24:43 – More Mexican stereotypes and bitchy children
28:52 – Michelle is the toast of the Octoberfest
33:24 – R.I.P. Gordo’s Mexicateria
34:17 – Seth has a run-in with an angry frau and her lederhosen T-shirt-wearing husband
38:43 – Seth found a pube in his calzone!
39:16 – Melissa finds the longest hair ever in her barbecue chicken
41:02 – Melissa finds a chunk of plastic in her cream cheese
41:22 – Seth watches an employee pick up bagels from the floor and continue cooking them
41:56 – Seth found a rubber band in his pasta
41:59 – Seth finds steel wool under his steak
42:20 – Michelle finds a band-aid in her ice cream sundae
45:40 – Melissa finds mold – not ham – in her grilled cheese sandwich
46:39 – What more does one expect from an establishment who misspells menu items?
47:14 – On Melissa’s way to Earthdance, she participates in a cupcake/drug deal (Happy Bday, Joey!)
49:01 – We are working on a forum on the website to incite race riots
49:54 – Seth qualifies for some of the job opportunities offered by Al-Qaeda
51:17 – Buy the new Depeche Mode album
51:50 – Outro: Music by The Killer Kona Buds – "Crusty the Snowman"

Uh Oh!…

You thought your ears were defiled before, now you kids are in for a super treat! Prepare to bare witness to the ultimate in drunk podcasting, or as Mr. Poose might say, DRUNK-O-CASTING™.  Instead of having our regular assortment of cast members we decided to change it up with a drunk guy, another somewhat, but not really, drunk guy, some drunk girls, and a drunk guy who likes to sleep with other intoxicated gentlemen, to bring you the finest in remote / on the scene podcasting.  Please beware, if your physician has limited you to a maximum of 4 F-B0MBs a day, you may need to split this particular 8 minute dose of the CatchUNextTuesday Podcast up into several manageable chunks before swallowing. Hehehe, I just said swallowing.

Show time = 08:25 min | File size = 6.01mb

Show #0006 (The stupid drunk @ Erick’s Bday party show!)

00:00 – E & M Prologue
02:16 – Intro
02:49 – WARNING – 4 F-B0MBs have just been skillfully executed, proceed with caution!
02:51 – Derek takes the opportunity to urge everyone to purchase one of his, and Erick’s, favorite DVD titles, Carmen Electra’s Aerobic Strip Tease
03:03 – Erick’s too drunk to remember to do introductions
03:16 – Mandi busts out with our first Fannee Doolee of the night
03:25 – Mandi attempts set our listeners straight / gay with her version of the fateful IHOP dinner
03:38 – 13 seconds into her story Derek hijacks it, Middle Eastern Style, and fast forwards to the exciting part
03:53 – 15 seconds later Mandi regains control of her story like the US military on a terrorist strong hold.
04:39 – Hurry up already, spit it out, blow it all over our collective faces!
05:06 – Mandi & Derek duke it out school girl style
05:35 – Preliminary reports indicate that Erick likes it in the rear confirming his previous employment as a Mexican Maintenance Man!
05:38 – Another profound Fannee Doolee from the lips of Mandi P.
05:44 – Fellatio with an iRiver never sounded so good
05:54 – The iRiver attempts to take advantage of Erick while he’s still a little drunk
06:05 – Third Fannee Doolee right on schedule
06:13 – First attempts at getting the FUCK outta there
06:38 – Erick introduces Scott and also breaks the first rule of our podcasting code, NO LAST NAMES!!!
06:57 – Every time Erick says Scott’s name an angel either cries or looses its wings
07:13 – Our second attempt at the getting the FUCK outta there
07:21 – Erick introduces his DJ on retainer, DJ 5ARAH
07:35 – What does a clown horn sound like?
07:46 – DJ 5ARAH talks about Exciter the album while Erick talks about Exciter Dildos
07:56 – Erick’s bleeding and is then offered the temporary use of a tampon
08:02 – Fannee Doolee number 4 is heard in the background
08:09 – Erick’s hand is getting a lot of play during this very short podcast
08:25 – ¡EL FIN!

- The C-Cast

Hello everyone!
We have show #5 ready for you to stick it where the sun don’t shine. Bear with me for a sec….had way too much to drink.
So…..show 5. What’s there to say. Download, listen….masturbate? Whatever tickles your fancy. Just be happy that a show is ready to be downloaded by the masses. YES!
Oh…and the UK makes a comeback!

Show time = 47:52 min | File size = 22.3mb

Show #0005 (Giving it to the fans!)

00:05 – Intro
00:20 – Rebecca takes a phone call from Aunt Goudis and then lies about it
01:05 – Melissa lets everyone know how polite she is
01:24 – Erick is playing a cool song
02:06 – Melissa calls Rebecca a bitch
02:36 – Derek calls Seth a faggot
03:08 – The cool song is over
03:18 – Melissa’s voicemail: "Am I late for the circle-jerk?"
04:17 – It is revealed that Rebecca doesn’t listen to podcasts
04:30 – Rebecca complains about cursing –yet AGAIN
05:28 – Melissa questions Sigma Alpha Epsilon’s sexuality
06:54 – Seth asks if Rebecca saw some sorority girls make out
06:57 – Derek goes wild about Girls Gone Wild
08:11 – Derek inventories his dad’s sexual treasures
08:18 – Rebecca is educated about Magnum™ condoms
08:45 – Derek says "lezbionic"
09:42 – Erick doesn’t get obvious stab at him
09:53 – Melissa quotes N*Sync
10:36 – Melissa brags about her iPuppy (more commonly known as an iDog)
11:46 – Derek reveals Rebecca’s infidelity to her faith
11:59 – Pork is a metaphor for uncomfortable silence
12:22 – Derek makes friends with his neighbors in his parking lot
14:27 – Rebecca states how amazing Derek is
14:49 – Rebecca’s diabetes kicks in
15:17 – Rebecca created an AIDS Walk MySpace profile that everyone should befriend!
15:19 – Melissa projects about Rebecca’s boring conversation
16:48 – Pray for Rebecca’s dog, Babe
17:11 – Erick reads Matt C.’s email
17:36 – Matt C. is amazing!
18:04 – Erick’s iPod died
19:20 – Dylan is Melissa’s jam
19:50 – Dylan is Derek’s new boyfriend
20:46 – Nobody actually likes the Frank Show (except Erick)
26:07 – Erick hates the surveys on MySpace
26:25 – Seth doesn’t know 20 people
27:19 – The phone rings, duh
27:48 – Derek regrets what Ben might possibly hear
28:24 – Anal people hate the new Simpsons DVD case
29:29 – Rebecca hates Rupert Murdoch
30:19 – Derek and Seth reflect on Shirley Q. Liquor’s chillun’s names
31:52 – The waaaambulance is called
32:16 – Derek can smell someone’s attitude
32:56 – Check out the (Trans)Gender Talk podcast
33:46 – Erick found a 1337 website
34:36 – Melissa’s brother pierthed his tongue
35:18 – Erick tries to shut down the show
35:19 – Melissa continues her story about her parents’ disapproval of pierthings
36:45 – Rebecca plugs NPR again
37:05 – We love Southern people…really, we do
37:56 – Seth tries to shut down the show, then provokes the iPuppy
38:39 – Melissa hates on Avril
40:38 – Rebecca needs Avril
41:15 – Visit www.dereksturning21.com
42:18 – We heart Boz; Erick reads his post
43:24 – Derek asks his new boyfriend Boz to call him at 1-206-350-CUNT (2868)
44:33 – We have pictures on MySpace
45:05 – Erick’s girlfriend tinkled on his iPod thinking it was a pregnancy test, much like this happy couple
45:13 – Derek proposes to Boz
45:21 – Outro: Music by Demerit7 – "Snowflakes"

- The C-Cast

It’s here!

Show #4 is finally ready to download. Though, if you are a subscriber of the show, you already new this, and you’ve had show #4 for sometime now. So for all those people who are NOT yet subscribe, do so via iTunes. You will get the shows before the show notes are even posted. Be the first in your block to hear the show! hee

Again, read along with the show notes. Stuff makes a bit more sense,..or not…when clicking on the various links.
Show #5 is coming soon!

Show time = 50:15 min | File size = 23.6mb

Show #0004 (Now poised for a comeback…)

00:02 – Intro
00:14 – YEAY IT’S KEVIN’S BIRFDAY!!!
00:19 – Some ‘Dislocated Boner‘ for your listening pleasure
01:24 – Seth breaks the Dislocated Boner…..code
01:53 – Rebecca shares a second hand tale of boners that have been dislocated|
02:55 – Psych, Intros again
03:34 – Derek’s adventures as Special D!
04:07 – Melissa gives props to her girl Amy G.
04:59 – Amy Grant IS Derek’s JAM!!!
05:40 – Seth recants the story of helmet kid
07:27 – Erick’s all up in the ‘Real Sex‘
08:29 – Rebecca announces that Google.com is her jam
09:18 – The Shatner / Bergen connection
09:54 – Shouts out to Kevin B. on his B-Day!  W00T W00T
10:01 – $8.00 Burger, WTF?
10:41 – Melissa’s time in the Tucson projects
11:29 – Questioning Melissa’s authoritale……on green poop
12:29 – Our only home phone call we’ll receive for the entire month, during the show
13:05 – www.RateMyPoo.com
13:24 – Now our resident ‘Johnny Come Lately’ is an authority on BLUE poop
14:03 – Shouts out to the Bush Twins (Not to be confused with the Bush Twins.)
15:55 – The truth comes out about Rebecca’s reason for ‘Birf’ Control
16:06 – And now The Catch U Next Democratic Convention hour with Rebecca
17:37 – Nice Segway!
17:51 – Shouts out to Jason T. the Segway King
18:11 – Erick’s misadventures with the public
19:11 – Derek’s got something to say about the peeps across the pond
21:46 – Boring British Guys
22:15 – MSNBC.com is Rebecca’s NEW Jam!!!
22:32 – DereksTurning21.com is Seth’s Jam!!!
22:34 – DereksTurning21.com has been hostiley taken over as Derek’s  NEW Jam!!!
22:37 – Now onto the topic of ‘Donating to Excellent Causes’ with Melissa
22:48 – Marathons for Leukemia Lymphoma
23:27 – Rebecca recruits for the Aids Walk 2005
23:29 – Rebecca hits on Derek AGAIN!
24:07 – Celebrity Baby Names and the burdens they bring
25:13 – Onion.com is Rebecca’s LATEST Jam!!!
25:20 – Who’s gonna be answering phones for a good cause this weekend?  (Hint:  The answer doesn’t start with Rebecca.)
25:35 – Shouts out to the News Hour with Jim Lehrer
25:52 – Rebecca’s changed Jams again.  We now have CharlieRose.com on record as her current Jam.
25:57 – There’s C.U.N.T.s at MySpace.com!
26:30 – SNAP!!!
26:56 – If this is REALLY the rhythm of the night then we are in BIG trouble!
27:51 – William’s hung like a wha???
28:28 – Erick misses an opportunity to pass DVDA forward
28:45 – Duh, Rebecca has a new Jam, Bored.com
28:52 – Rebecca reveals to us her REAL Jam,Galang by M.I.A.
29:07 – The Real World and MTV’s The 70’s House have now moved up to Derek’s Top Jams of the hour
30:35 – A matching microphone epiphany is witnessed
30:59 – Rebecca’s Top 3 ‘In Concert’ picks for 2005
31:16 – And now it’s time for a rousing game of, "You Bet Their Life", with your hostesses Melissa & Rebecca Young
31:41 – YouBetTheirLife.com is in the lead as Rebecca’s Jam!
32:22 – Rebecca changes Jams faster than she changes underwear with CNN.com being her latest JIZAM!
32:24 – A moment of silence to lament for our fallen pets
33:49 – Mad TV = Seth’s Jam
33:52 – Saturday Night Live = Derek’s Jam
34:18 – Now a little something about kittens to make this dreary Podcast cheery
36:54 – New Born Panda is to Stick of Butter as …
38:07 – ThatsSoCute.com = Rebecca’s Jam
38:16 – Melissa’s "No Child Left Behind" program starts at a much younger age than most…
38:44 – It’s movie time with Rubber Johnny, just the way you like it!
39:48 – Guest starring in our feature presentation is one Generic Brit
44:28 – And this concludes Catch U Next Tuesday’s Movie of the Week
45:14 – Amazing.com = Rebecca’s Jam:
45:43 – Visit Podcast Alley and vote for Catch U Next Tuesday.  Right now.  Come on.  You know you wanna.
46:11 – Mr. Ferdinand Fucking Poose IS a tall drink of water!
46:27 – Visit CatchUNextTuesday.com,C.U.N.T.s at MySpace.com, and the Aids Walk at My Space
46:41 – Saying NO to Tom is saying NO to Rape
47:06 – Please call us at 206-350-CUNT, we want to be your friend
47:17 – Outro:  More ‘Dislocated Boner‘ for your listening pleasure
 

- The C-Cast

Sweet mother! How long does it take to get a show up?! We got more on the
way. We promise. Anyway…

Read along with the show notes, click on related links and get the
FULL effect of the Catch U Next Tuesday show. Warning, this show is NOT for
kids, your mom, or for sharing with your boss at work. You’ve been warned.
So enjoy a laugh or two,…or 0 with this episode. Word to your mother.

Show time = 45:27 min | File size = 21.5mb

Show #0003 (We peaked at Show #2)

00:06 – Intro
01:18 – Derek has Gwen Stefani tickets!
01:50 – Derek wants a black diamond engagement ring
01:59 – Derek has a Goth twin
04:50 – Erick plays phone messages
10:18 – This doesn’t mean "follow that golf cart"
11:12 – Reminisce about visiting the Jack in the Box drive-thru in a golf cart
12:37 – Don’t try moving this across this
15:37 -Mechanical wheelchairs breaking down in the middle of the street is sad
19:40 – Shout-out to Joey
21:02 – Melissa’s voice changes withOUT hitting puberty!
21:40 – Reminisce about 2000 Flushes
22:09 – Erick’s iPod cannot be resuscitated
22:34 – Derek has Midol
23:03 – Derek’s GF Xtina storms up in Jack in the Box
25:18 – What one learns in masonry school
26:05 – Michelle meets her rich BF at the club
31:17 – The More You Know: Getting kicked does not = getting hit on
32:22 – Errrrybody in da club is getting tipsy
32:50 – Erick goes bitchcakes at the club
35:30 – Show 2 is Show 10 in binary, so we have lots of time to release Show 2
36:13 – Derek hates sports
36:39 – Derek profoundly declares this show’s sucking to be a self-fulfilling
prophecy
37:29 – Show brought to you by the number 11
37:53 – Vote for us on PodCastAlley (they won’t spam you!)
39:11 – Derek craves Beanie Weenies
39:35 – Reminisce about vomiting at school
41:15 – Visit PodCastAlley, DereksTurning21, and call our number: 1-206-350-2868 (CUNT)
42:04 – Outro: Music = Hungry Lucy – "Shine (F9 Mix)"

- The C-Cast