Show #0010: 2005-12-02
February 10th, 2006
Show Ten - Derek’s 21st Birthday Show!
Show Time = 57:01 | File Size = 26.1 MB
Show #0010 (Happy Birfday, Derek!)
00:04 - Erick propositions Melissa
00:09 - Intro
00:20 - Melissa kills the show
00:33 - On our way to celebrate Derek’s birthday at the local gay bar!
01:01 - Listen to “Gay Bar” by Electric Six
02:55 - Derek doesn’t go to the forums (but you should!)
03:07 - Derek informs us that he will be making out with Erick JTLYK
04:03 - Melissa’s 2nd job is programming the Risk board game (is that OK, RIAA?)
04:58 - Undercover cops drive in lowrider trucks apparently
06:59 - Word of the month: IRRITATED
07:50 - Derek got a birthday hug from a drag queen
08:09 - Derek’s favorite thing is watching drag queens pee
09:12 - Listen to “Cosmos” by Option42 while we drive
15:06 - We’re at IBT’s!
15:23 - Rebecca is going to dance so hard to Kelly Clarkson
15:29 - Rebecca invites Josh (who she just met) to be in our podcast
15:38 - Josh is wearing a shirt for 2 weeks to win $500 from onenotecampus.com
17:23 - Rebecca gave Derek jam for his birthday! (And then took it back)
17:46 - Michelle gave Derek tea bags for his birthday!
18:52 - It’s fun to squeeze a straight boy’s ass at a gay bar
19:10 - There’s more fecal matter on vending machine buttons than in bathrooms!
19:50 - Shouts-out to all our listeners (even the ones not mentioned by name)
21:52 - We toast to Derek’s 21st birthday
22:31 - Is it true that in England, it’s rude to clink your glasses during a toast?
23:12 - DJ Mike Lopez creates the new holiday known as “Mexicus”
24:40 - HAPPY MEXICUS!
26:59 - This just in: Derek is trashed!
27:25 - DJ Mike Lopez announces Mexicus on the dance floor; the crowd goes wild!
27:38 - DJ Mike Lopez spins Ciara’s “Goodies”; the crowd again goes wild!
27:49 - DJ Mike Lopez tells his life story
30:03 - Trying to figure out what people from the east coast say (I think we all agree they say “Whateva, fuck it, eh”)
30:53 - Rebecca apologizes for Derek’s offensiveness to lesbos
32:09 - Erick’s invention
32:26 - Seth names the invention “Fergie Pants” (who peed her pants on stage with the Black Eyed Peas)
33:56 - We see Seth’s hair stylist, Courtney
35:38 - Derek gets a Joaquin Phoenix look-alike’s number, but doesn’t remember his name
36:50 - Rebecca leaves
37:15 - Courtney says “’ello!”
39:23 - The rest of us leave the club
39:57 - We hear Derek break the proverbial seal in public
41:38 - We call Joaquin’s voicemail to see if he says his name on his voicemail greeting
43:18 - Derek touches Melissa’s uniboob
43:42 - Derek doesn’t drop the iRiver
44:25 - We’re at Denny’s now!
45:58 - Derek doesn’t ram…or remember Joaquin’s real name
47:40 - Word of the Day: Malversation
49:14 - If you wiggle it more than twice, it’s playing with it
49:27 - The straw wrappers are 69ing
50:55 - We order our food; queens first (ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
53:35 - The waitress thinks we’re on a double date because Derek is sitting too close to Erick
56:04 - Goodnight, Baby
56:15 - Derek remembers Joaquin’s name! Tune in to find out what it is!
- The C-Cast (but mainly Melissa)
hurray for the new show guys.
awesome!
and happy bday to the hottest gay guy on radio =] (not in an offensive way)
I want to hear the next show some time. I’d like to talk about bowel movements at work. LOL
Bowel movements at work? hahahaha. Call into the number. We’ll play it and throw in our thoughts.