Show #0010: 2005-12-02
Friday, February 10th, 2006
Show Ten – Derek’s 21st Birthday Show!

Show Time = 57:01 | File Size = 26.1 MB
Show #0010 (Happy Birfday, Derek!)
00:04 – Erick propositions Melissa
00:09 – Intro
00:20 – Melissa kills the show
00:33 – On our way to celebrate Derek’s birthday at the local gay bar!
01:01 – Listen to “Gay Bar” by Electric Six
02:55 – Derek doesn’t go to the forums (but you should!)
03:07 – Derek informs us that he will be making out with Erick JTLYK
04:03 – Melissa’s 2nd job is programming the Risk board game (is that OK, RIAA?)
04:58 – Undercover cops drive in lowrider trucks apparently
06:59 – Word of the month: IRRITATED
07:50 – Derek got a birthday hug from a drag queen
08:09 – Derek’s favorite thing is watching drag queens pee
09:12 – Listen to “Cosmos” by Option42 while we drive
15:06 – We’re at IBT’s!
15:23 – Rebecca is going to dance so hard to Kelly Clarkson
15:29 – Rebecca invites Josh (who she just met) to be in our podcast
15:38 – Josh is wearing a shirt for 2 weeks to win $500 from onenotecampus.com
17:23 – Rebecca gave Derek jam for his birthday! (And then took it back)
17:46 – Michelle gave Derek tea bags for his birthday!
18:52 – It’s fun to squeeze a straight boy’s ass at a gay bar
19:10 – There’s more fecal matter on vending machine buttons than in bathrooms!
19:50 – Shouts-out to all our listeners (even the ones not mentioned by name)
21:52 – We toast to Derek’s 21st birthday
22:31 – Is it true that in England, it’s rude to clink your glasses during a toast?
23:12 – DJ Mike Lopez creates the new holiday known as “Mexicus”
24:40 – HAPPY MEXICUS!
26:59 – This just in: Derek is trashed!
27:25 – DJ Mike Lopez announces Mexicus on the dance floor; the crowd goes wild!
27:38 – DJ Mike Lopez spins Ciara’s “Goodies”; the crowd again goes wild!
27:49 – DJ Mike Lopez tells his life story
30:03 – Trying to figure out what people from the east coast say (I think we all agree they say “Whateva, fuck it, eh”)
30:53 – Rebecca apologizes for Derek’s offensiveness to lesbos
32:09 – Erick’s invention
32:26 – Seth names the invention “Fergie Pants” (who peed her pants on stage with the Black Eyed Peas)
33:56 – We see Seth’s hair stylist, Courtney
35:38 – Derek gets a Joaquin Phoenix look-alike’s number, but doesn’t remember his name
36:50 – Rebecca leaves
37:15 – Courtney says “’ello!”
39:23 – The rest of us leave the club
39:57 – We hear Derek break the proverbial seal in public
41:38 – We call Joaquin’s voicemail to see if he says his name on his voicemail greeting
43:18 – Derek touches Melissa’s uniboob
43:42 – Derek doesn’t drop the iRiver
44:25 – We’re at Denny’s now!
45:58 – Derek doesn’t ram…or remember Joaquin’s real name
47:40 – Word of the Day: Malversation
49:14 – If you wiggle it more than twice, it’s playing with it
49:27 – The straw wrappers are 69ing
50:55 – We order our food; queens first (ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
53:35 – The waitress thinks we’re on a double date because Derek is sitting too close to Erick
56:04 – Goodnight, Baby
56:15 – Derek remembers Joaquin’s name! Tune in to find out what it is!
- The C-Cast (but mainly Melissa)

