Show #0008: 2005-10-21
November 12th, 2005
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Show Eight; Derek’s back for the Fan Mail/Male Episode!

Show time = 49:32 min | File size = 22.6mb
Show #0008 (The fan-loving episode!)
00:02 - Intro
00:08 - Duke Nukem
00:15 - Derek introduces “Smells Like Rain” by the
Weird Lovemakers
00:22 - Derek is back not realizing he had been replaced for 1 show
00:52 - Melissa and Derek…IN STEREO
01:08 - Melissa has a refreshing drink
01:34 - Derek gives a shout out to Jayla…ANTM
02:03 - Derek requests hate letters for his absence
02:12 - Erick wants to go down!
02:32 - Derek has a new hot BF from Oregon
02:55 - Derek get religious for only 1 sec
03:31 - Derek owns up to his crack habit
03:56 - Melissa interrupts Derek from interrupting Erick
04:10 - Erick starts to read Gavin’s C-Mail™
04:50 - Melissa shrieks at the thought of her only phone call of the day
05:32 - Seth concludes that C.U.N.T. is the David Hasselhoff of podcasting
05:43 - Melissa = Bitch, and Gavin’s C-Mail™ = All ‘bout Derek
06:36 - I didn’t know that Seth was British
06:42 - Melissa goes there
06:52 - Finally, what we have all been waiting for, MELISSA’S TURN
07:02 - Melissa starts to read Caroline’s C-Mail™
07:37 - I didn’t know Seth was Scottish either
08:57 - Fannie <3’s Jenni, (_o_) hates Caroline
09:33 - Erick starts to read James’ C-Mail™
09:36 - Melissa’s second on-air belch…this show
09:52 - HOW IS “GENERIC” A COMPLIMENT!?
10:27 - James saves $$ for teeth
11:14 - A C-Mail™ rarity
11:42 - Rhymes = raps
12:14 - Derek recaps why for a split second he didn’t like Southern Black Women
14:03 - Melissa poses the question, “Black or African-American”
14:45 - African-English
15:08 - Diva Derek’s™ turn, he reads Matt C’s C-Mail™
15:20 - Really, does no one know about Popcorn™?
15:52 - Erick’s son is special and rides the short bus
16:00 - Sore #7 brought up
17:13 - Derek is unable to read aloud
18:36 - Erick takes over for Derek
19:45 - Derek tongues the mic
20:13 - Stealth like stab @ Michelle
20:27 - Joint tonguing of the mic
20:40 - Northern Ireland C-Mail™
21:35 - Melissa is the fav and her accent rocks
22:32 - Duke Nukem never gets old
24:10 - Melissa plays V-Mail™ of “Cousin Gloria”
25:50 - Erick reads C-Mail™ from Georgia
27:18 - Guinness Statistic
28:20 - R.I.P Gwen concert
29:39 - Where’s Shane?
29:57 - HsDerektme@aol.com
31:40 - Yes means No
31:59 - ATTICUS = Derek’s BF
32:17 - Tom Rape Game™
33:08 - Tucson sucks
34:10 - Derek is conceited, who knew?
34:53 - How many times can we say pot?
35:15 - It is a known fact that Derek is hot
35:53 - Derek is belligerent and Melissa storms up out of there
36:06 - The Derek and Seth Hour™
36:37 - HsDerektme@aol.com
37:27 - ATTICUS’ MySpace™ interrupts C.U.N.T.
38:05 - Woops! Anna isn’t hated and Melissa’s accent shows through
40:40 - Derek is Melissa’s daddy
41:00 - Erick tells story of PUSSY on V-Mail™
42:08 - Quentin is crazy
43:00 - Shout outs to Derek’s loves
43:46 - Deet Deet boredom
43:45 – Raider’s Reef, “Legs ‘N’ Eggs”
45:40 - Chanda Leir a.k.a. Derek
47:09 - Erick gets ready to Tea Bag Derek
48:02 - Derek gets on his back
48:09 - Outro: Music by theWeird Lovemakers – "You’re So Fucking Pretty"
48:27 - Also support two ex-Weird Lovemakers in the Knockout Pills!
48:42 - Restart song
- The C-Cast

