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Show Eight; Derek’s back for the Fan Mail/Male Episode!

Show time = 49:32 min | File size = 22.6mb

Show #0008 (The fan-loving episode!)

00:02 – Intro
00:08 – Duke Nukem
00:15 – Derek introduces “Smells Like Rain” by the
Weird Lovemakers
00:22 – Derek is back not realizing he had been replaced for 1 show
00:52 – Melissa and Derek…IN STEREO
01:08 – Melissa has a refreshing drink
01:34 – Derek gives a shout out to Jayla…ANTM
02:03 – Derek requests hate letters for his absence
02:12 – Erick wants to go down!
02:32 – Derek has a new hot BF from Oregon
02:55 – Derek get religious for only 1 sec
03:31 – Derek owns up to his crack habit
03:56 – Melissa interrupts Derek from interrupting Erick
04:10 – Erick starts to read Gavin’s C-Mail™
04:50 – Melissa shrieks at the thought of her only phone call of the day
05:32 – Seth concludes that C.U.N.T. is the David Hasselhoff of podcasting
05:43 – Melissa = Bitch, and Gavin’s C-Mail™ = All ‘bout Derek
06:36 – I didn’t know that Seth was British
06:42 – Melissa goes there
06:52 – Finally, what we have all been waiting for, MELISSA’S TURN
07:02 – Melissa starts to read Caroline’s C-Mail™
07:37 – I didn’t know Seth was Scottish either
08:57 – Fannie <3’s Jenni, (_o_) hates Caroline
09:33 – Erick starts to read James’ C-Mail™
09:36 – Melissa’s second on-air belch…this show
09:52 – HOW IS “GENERIC” A COMPLIMENT!?
10:27 – James saves $$ for teeth
11:14 – A C-Mail™ rarity
11:42 – Rhymes = raps
12:14 – Derek recaps why for a split second he didn’t like Southern Black Women
14:03 – Melissa poses the question, “Black or African-American”
14:45 – African-English
15:08 – Diva Derek’s™ turn, he reads Matt C’s C-Mail™
15:20 – Really, does no one know about Popcorn™?
15:52 – Erick’s son is special and rides the short bus
16:00 – Sore #7 brought up
17:13 – Derek is unable to read aloud
18:36 – Erick takes over for Derek
19:45 – Derek tongues the mic
20:13 – Stealth like stab @ Michelle
20:27 – Joint tonguing of the mic
20:40 – Northern Ireland C-Mail™
21:35 – Melissa is the fav and her accent rocks
22:32 – Duke Nukem never gets old
24:10 – Melissa plays V-Mail™ of “Cousin Gloria”
25:50 – Erick reads C-Mail™ from Georgia
27:18 – Guinness Statistic
28:20 – R.I.P Gwen concert
29:39 – Where’s Shane?
29:57 – HsDerektme@aol.com
31:40 – Yes means No
31:59 – ATTICUS = Derek’s BF
32:17 – Tom Rape Game™
33:08 – Tucson sucks
34:10 – Derek is conceited, who knew?
34:53 – How many times can we say pot?
35:15 – It is a known fact that Derek is hot
35:53 – Derek is belligerent and Melissa storms up out of there
36:06 – The Derek and Seth Hour™
36:37 – HsDerektme@aol.com
37:27 – ATTICUS’ MySpace™ interrupts C.U.N.T.
38:05 – Woops! Anna isn’t hated and Melissa’s accent shows through
40:40 – Derek is Melissa’s daddy
41:00 – Erick tells story of PUSSY on V-Mail™
42:08 – Quentin is crazy
43:00 – Shout outs to Derek’s loves
43:46 – Deet Deet boredom
43:45 – Raider’s Reef, “Legs ‘N’ Eggs”
45:40 – Chanda Leir a.k.a. Derek
47:09 – Erick gets ready to Tea Bag Derek
48:02 – Derek gets on his back
48:09 – Outro: Music by theWeird Lovemakers – "You’re So Fucking Pretty"
48:27 – Also support two ex-Weird Lovemakers in the Knockout Pills!
48:42 – Restart song

- The C-Cast