Catch U Next Tuesday

Hey there Cuntcateeres,
    We went cruising around our one horse town to find out what
the locals thought about our recent rise to local celebrity stardom.  On
the way we found a few marquees that provided us with the insight we were
looking for.  And of course this being a blog type situation we were
compelled to share!

Rocco’s Little Chicago Pizzeria, official eatery of the Catch
U Next Tuesday Podcast!

Turns out Fannee Dooley is a religious hard liner for the
First Baptist’s of America!

What Would Catch U Next Tuesday Do?  That’s pretty deep.

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Show Nine - Attention Deficit Disorder has never sounded so good!

Show Time = 01:01:27 | File Size = 28.2 MB

Show #0009 (Wanna Ride Bikes?)

00:00 - What the fuck is wrong with this computer
00:01 - Intro
00:07 - Bob Narley and The Killer Kona Buds - Vagina
01:00 - Derek still obsessed w/ Atticus
01:05 - Melissa hates Derek, he is a drama QUEEN
01:14 - Melissa is also a bitch
01:25 - Melissa locks herself in her room
01:35 - Melissa and Derek kiss & make up
01:52 - What is Derek on?
02:09 - Derek sometimes “accidentally” touches boobs
02:56 - Erick is tired
03:07 - Erick sees “Doom” a.k.a. Duke Nukem
03:53 - PG-13 is the only reason bad movies are bad
04:26 - Bored now!
04:54 - Lil John offers Brooke V. some fried
chicken
05:30 - Derek has a steak on his face
05:48 - Derek is allergic to nuts
05:58 - Melissa is allergic to melons
06:43 - SLAM!!!
06:58 - Dylan’s IM
09:16 - Popcorn Melissa
09:47 - Melissa reads Dylan’s IM via the Wallace & Gromit Ech-O-Matic
11:48 - Melissa is very white power and continues with Dylan’s IM
13:12 - Erick is bored with Atticus
however Derek is not
13:35 - Hold Please…
13:50 - …It’s 4:20 P.M.  Your call is very important to us.  Please
remain on the line and your call will be answered in the order in which it was
received…
15:26 - …AND we’re back
16:06 - IM bomb luvreallyhurtz26
and remember to tell them Vincent sent you!
18:44 - Melissa and Derek read an IM from luvreallyhurtz26
21:31 - BLOCKED!!!
21:38 - YEAY, Dylan’s on AIM!!
21:57 - Dylan’s a Whore
22:12 - Dylan had the "surgery"
22:56 - Derek types slow
24:20 - Derek’s sisters are the next special guests
24:46 - IM #1
25:00 - Marketing survey, but not really
25:24 - IM #2
25:32 - IM #3
25:45 - IM #92479832740123
25:52 - Keith from Keith & the Girl
is RIGHT!!
26:02 - Jersey accent just like Melissa
28:03 - Dylan cheats on Derek
29:00 - Promo Homo contest
29:55 - Melissa wins!
30:08 -
DO NOT STEP ON SETH’S YUM-YUMS!!!
(Warning:  20 MB Video File)
31:02 - Ching-Chang
31:19 - Melissa is racist about Crackas
32:38 - Styx and
Genesis are Seth’s jams
33:11 - Erick needs another drink because he’s from south of the border
35:17 - Celebrate Derek’s b-day at IBT’s
35:55 - Derek’s “fake” ID
37:10 - Double D Penis
38:10 - I love and dry humped
Becky
40:22 - Melissa is talking to Toby, he made out with
Graham Norton
42:08 - No more XXX of Derek
43:15 - Kohl with a “K”
44:14 - Ellen DeGeneres-DeRossi needs to be on the show
46:51 - Promo Homo Contest
48:17 - Erick states we’re done
48:47 - Melissa can read Derek’s lips
49:48 - A little more tongue on the mic
50:45 -
Becky accuses everyone
51:53 -
Becky two-shoes
53:09 - Derek loses the game and then, much like
Clarissa, explains it all
53:51 - Seth tries to win, but he can’t
55:15 - Derek’s gonna give "someone" the red carpet treatment
55:55 - Vote for us on
Pod Cast Alley
56:09 - Plugs of all kinds
56:27 - 206-350-2868 (CUNT)
56:46 - Catch U Next Tuesday Forums
are NOW OPEN!!!
57:41 - Derek’s MySpace
58:30 - Outro: Bob Narley and The Killer Kona Buds - Vagina

- The C-Cast

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Show Eight; Derek’s back for the Fan Mail/Male Episode!

Show time = 49:32 min | File size = 22.6mb

Show #0008 (The fan-loving episode!)

00:02 - Intro
00:08 - Duke Nukem
00:15 - Derek introduces “Smells Like Rain” by the
Weird Lovemakers
00:22 - Derek is back not realizing he had been replaced for 1 show
00:52 - Melissa and Derek…IN STEREO
01:08 - Melissa has a refreshing drink
01:34 - Derek gives a shout out to Jayla…ANTM
02:03 - Derek requests hate letters for his absence
02:12 - Erick wants to go down!
02:32 - Derek has a new hot BF from Oregon
02:55 - Derek get religious for only 1 sec
03:31 - Derek owns up to his crack habit
03:56 - Melissa interrupts Derek from interrupting Erick
04:10 - Erick starts to read Gavin’s C-Mail™
04:50 - Melissa shrieks at the thought of her only phone call of the day
05:32 - Seth concludes that C.U.N.T. is the David Hasselhoff of podcasting
05:43 - Melissa = Bitch, and Gavin’s C-Mail™ = All ‘bout Derek
06:36 - I didn’t know that Seth was British
06:42 - Melissa goes there
06:52 - Finally, what we have all been waiting for, MELISSA’S TURN
07:02 - Melissa starts to read Caroline’s C-Mail™
07:37 - I didn’t know Seth was Scottish either
08:57 - Fannie <3’s Jenni, (_o_) hates Caroline
09:33 - Erick starts to read James’ C-Mail™
09:36 - Melissa’s second on-air belch…this show
09:52 - HOW IS “GENERIC” A COMPLIMENT!?
10:27 - James saves $$ for teeth
11:14 - A C-Mail™ rarity
11:42 - Rhymes = raps
12:14 - Derek recaps why for a split second he didn’t like Southern Black Women
14:03 - Melissa poses the question, “Black or African-American”
14:45 - African-English
15:08 - Diva Derek’s™ turn, he reads Matt C’s C-Mail™
15:20 - Really, does no one know about Popcorn™?
15:52 - Erick’s son is special and rides the short bus
16:00 - Sore #7 brought up
17:13 - Derek is unable to read aloud
18:36 - Erick takes over for Derek
19:45 - Derek tongues the mic
20:13 - Stealth like stab @ Michelle
20:27 - Joint tonguing of the mic
20:40 - Northern Ireland C-Mail™
21:35 - Melissa is the fav and her accent rocks
22:32 - Duke Nukem never gets old
24:10 - Melissa plays V-Mail™ of “Cousin Gloria”
25:50 - Erick reads C-Mail™ from Georgia
27:18 - Guinness Statistic
28:20 - R.I.P Gwen concert
29:39 - Where’s Shane?
29:57 - HsDerektme@aol.com
31:40 - Yes means No
31:59 - ATTICUS = Derek’s BF
32:17 - Tom Rape Game™
33:08 - Tucson sucks
34:10 - Derek is conceited, who knew?
34:53 - How many times can we say pot?
35:15 - It is a known fact that Derek is hot
35:53 - Derek is belligerent and Melissa storms up out of there
36:06 - The Derek and Seth Hour™
36:37 - HsDerektme@aol.com
37:27 - ATTICUS’ MySpace™ interrupts C.U.N.T.
38:05 - Woops! Anna isn’t hated and Melissa’s accent shows through
40:40 - Derek is Melissa’s daddy
41:00 - Erick tells story of PUSSY on V-Mail™
42:08 - Quentin is crazy
43:00 - Shout outs to Derek’s loves
43:46 - Deet Deet boredom
43:45 – Raider’s Reef, “Legs ‘N’ Eggs”
45:40 - Chanda Leir a.k.a. Derek
47:09 - Erick gets ready to Tea Bag Derek
48:02 - Derek gets on his back
48:09 - Outro: Music by theWeird Lovemakers – "You’re So Fucking Pretty"
48:27 - Also support two ex-Weird Lovemakers in the Knockout Pills!
48:42 - Restart song

- The C-Cast