Show #0005: 2005-08-19
September 9th, 2005
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Hello everyone!
We have show #5 ready for you to stick it where the sun don’t shine. Bear with me for a sec….had way too much to drink.
So…..show 5. What’s there to say. Download, listen….masturbate? Whatever tickles your fancy. Just be happy that a show is ready to be downloaded by the masses. YES!
Oh…and the UK makes a comeback!
Show time = 47:52 min | File size = 22.3mb
Show #0005 (Giving it to the fans!)
00:05 - Intro
00:20 - Rebecca takes a phone call from Aunt Goudis and then lies about it
01:05 - Melissa lets everyone know how polite she is
01:24 - Erick is playing a cool song
02:06 - Melissa calls Rebecca a bitch
02:36 - Derek calls Seth a faggot
03:08 - The cool song is over
03:18 - Melissa’s voicemail: "Am I late for the circle-jerk?"
04:17 - It is revealed that Rebecca doesn’t listen to podcasts
04:30 - Rebecca complains about cursing –yet AGAIN
05:28 - Melissa questions Sigma Alpha Epsilon’s sexuality
06:54 - Seth asks if Rebecca saw some sorority girls make out
06:57 - Derek goes wild about Girls Gone Wild
08:11 - Derek inventories his dad’s sexual treasures
08:18 - Rebecca is educated about Magnum™ condoms
08:45 - Derek says "lezbionic"
09:42 - Erick doesn’t get obvious stab at him
09:53 - Melissa quotes N*Sync
10:36 - Melissa brags about her iPuppy (more commonly known as an iDog)
11:46 - Derek reveals Rebecca’s infidelity to her faith
11:59 - Pork is a metaphor for uncomfortable silence
12:22 - Derek makes friends with his neighbors in his parking lot
14:27 - Rebecca states how amazing Derek is
14:49 - Rebecca’s diabetes kicks in
15:17 - Rebecca created an AIDS Walk MySpace profile that everyone should befriend!
15:19 - Melissa projects about Rebecca’s boring conversation
16:48 - Pray for Rebecca’s dog, Babe
17:11 - Erick reads Matt C.’s email
17:36 - Matt C. is amazing!
18:04 - Erick’s iPod died
19:20 - Dylan is Melissa’s jam
19:50 - Dylan is Derek’s new boyfriend
20:46 - Nobody actually likes the Frank Show (except Erick)
26:07 - Erick hates the surveys on MySpace
26:25 - Seth doesn’t know 20 people
27:19 - The phone rings, duh
27:48 - Derek regrets what Ben might possibly hear
28:24 - Anal people hate the new Simpsons DVD case
29:29 - Rebecca hates Rupert Murdoch
30:19 - Derek and Seth reflect on Shirley Q. Liquor’s chillun’s names
31:52 - The waaaambulance is called
32:16 - Derek can smell someone’s attitude
32:56 - Check out the (Trans)Gender Talk podcast
33:46 - Erick found a 1337 website
34:36 - Melissa’s brother pierthed his tongue
35:18 - Erick tries to shut down the show
35:19 - Melissa continues her story about her parents’ disapproval of pierthings
36:45 - Rebecca plugs NPR again
37:05 - We love Southern people…really, we do 
37:56 - Seth tries to shut down the show, then provokes the iPuppy
38:39 - Melissa hates on Avril
40:38 - Rebecca needs Avril
41:15 - Visit www.dereksturning21.com
42:18 - We heart Boz; Erick reads his post
43:24 - Derek asks his new boyfriend Boz to call him at 1-206-350-CUNT (2868)
44:33 - We have pictures on MySpace
45:05 - Erick’s girlfriend tinkled on his iPod thinking it was a pregnancy test, much like this happy couple
45:13 - Derek proposes to Boz
45:21 - Outro: Music by Demerit7 - "Snowflakes"
- The C-Cast
Is am a Listner from Georgia. You all sure do talk purdy. I likes to heere you all on this ol computor. It shoore is fun to mash them letter buttons and talk with peeple. If you all think Georgia is Stupid you shood take gander at Alabama they are reel tarded over there. Thats where we gets all our tech support people from.
First Elvis DOES live and second thanks for saying we talk purdy, that maybe the only portion of my handsome physic that has yet to receive such a compliment. We love our Southern Listeners however sometimes we set out on a global tour of terror mocking everyone’s dialect without remorse. Sorry your region of America had to be the latest casualty however you can always blame our isolation from the rest of the south east as the source of our ignorance.