Catch U Next Tuesday

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Uh Oh!…

You thought your ears were defiled before, now you kids are in for a super treat! Prepare to bare witness to the ultimate in drunk podcasting, or as Mr. Poose might say, DRUNK-O-CASTING™.  Instead of having our regular assortment of cast members we decided to change it up with a drunk guy, another somewhat, but not really, drunk guy, some drunk girls, and a drunk guy who likes to sleep with other intoxicated gentlemen, to bring you the finest in remote / on the scene podcasting.  Please beware, if your physician has limited you to a maximum of 4 F-B0MBs a day, you may need to split this particular 8 minute dose of the CatchUNextTuesday Podcast up into several manageable chunks before swallowing. Hehehe, I just said swallowing.

Show time = 08:25 min | File size = 6.01mb

Show #0006 (The stupid drunk @ Erick’s Bday party show!)

00:00 - E & M Prologue
02:16 - Intro
02:49 - WARNING - 4 F-B0MBs have just been skillfully executed, proceed with caution!
02:51 - Derek takes the opportunity to urge everyone to purchase one of his, and Erick’s, favorite DVD titles, Carmen Electra’s Aerobic Strip Tease
03:03 - Erick’s too drunk to remember to do introductions
03:16 - Mandi busts out with our first Fannee Doolee of the night
03:25 - Mandi attempts set our listeners straight / gay with her version of the fateful IHOP dinner
03:38 - 13 seconds into her story Derek hijacks it, Middle Eastern Style, and fast forwards to the exciting part
03:53 - 15 seconds later Mandi regains control of her story like the US military on a terrorist strong hold.
04:39 - Hurry up already, spit it out, blow it all over our collective faces!
05:06 - Mandi & Derek duke it out school girl style
05:35 - Preliminary reports indicate that Erick likes it in the rear confirming his previous employment as a Mexican Maintenance Man!
05:38 - Another profound Fannee Doolee from the lips of Mandi P.
05:44 - Fellatio with an iRiver never sounded so good
05:54 - The iRiver attempts to take advantage of Erick while he’s still a little drunk
06:05 - Third Fannee Doolee right on schedule
06:13 - First attempts at getting the FUCK outta there
06:38 - Erick introduces Scott and also breaks the first rule of our podcasting code, NO LAST NAMES!!!
06:57 - Every time Erick says Scott’s name an angel either cries or looses its wings
07:13 - Our second attempt at the getting the FUCK outta there
07:21 - Erick introduces his DJ on retainer, DJ 5ARAH
07:35 - What does a clown horn sound like?
07:46 - DJ 5ARAH talks about Exciter the album while Erick talks about Exciter Dildos
07:56 - Erick’s bleeding and is then offered the temporary use of a tampon
08:02 - Fannee Doolee number 4 is heard in the background
08:09 - Erick’s hand is getting a lot of play during this very short podcast
08:25 - ¡EL FIN!

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Hello everyone!
We have show #5 ready for you to stick it where the sun don’t shine. Bear with me for a sec….had way too much to drink.
So…..show 5. What’s there to say. Download, listen….masturbate? Whatever tickles your fancy. Just be happy that a show is ready to be downloaded by the masses. YES!
Oh…and the UK makes a comeback!

Show time = 47:52 min | File size = 22.3mb

Show #0005 (Giving it to the fans!)

00:05 - Intro
00:20 - Rebecca takes a phone call from Aunt Goudis and then lies about it
01:05 - Melissa lets everyone know how polite she is
01:24 - Erick is playing a cool song
02:06 - Melissa calls Rebecca a bitch
02:36 - Derek calls Seth a faggot
03:08 - The cool song is over
03:18 - Melissa’s voicemail: "Am I late for the circle-jerk?"
04:17 - It is revealed that Rebecca doesn’t listen to podcasts
04:30 - Rebecca complains about cursing –yet AGAIN
05:28 - Melissa questions Sigma Alpha Epsilon’s sexuality
06:54 - Seth asks if Rebecca saw some sorority girls make out
06:57 - Derek goes wild about Girls Gone Wild
08:11 - Derek inventories his dad’s sexual treasures
08:18 - Rebecca is educated about Magnum™ condoms
08:45 - Derek says "lezbionic"
09:42 - Erick doesn’t get obvious stab at him
09:53 - Melissa quotes N*Sync
10:36 - Melissa brags about her iPuppy (more commonly known as an iDog)
11:46 - Derek reveals Rebecca’s infidelity to her faith
11:59 - Pork is a metaphor for uncomfortable silence
12:22 - Derek makes friends with his neighbors in his parking lot
14:27 - Rebecca states how amazing Derek is
14:49 - Rebecca’s diabetes kicks in
15:17 - Rebecca created an AIDS Walk MySpace profile that everyone should befriend!
15:19 - Melissa projects about Rebecca’s boring conversation
16:48 - Pray for Rebecca’s dog, Babe
17:11 - Erick reads Matt C.’s email
17:36 - Matt C. is amazing!
18:04 - Erick’s iPod died
19:20 - Dylan is Melissa’s jam
19:50 - Dylan is Derek’s new boyfriend
20:46 - Nobody actually likes the Frank Show (except Erick)
26:07 - Erick hates the surveys on MySpace
26:25 - Seth doesn’t know 20 people
27:19 - The phone rings, duh
27:48 - Derek regrets what Ben might possibly hear
28:24 - Anal people hate the new Simpsons DVD case
29:29 - Rebecca hates Rupert Murdoch
30:19 - Derek and Seth reflect on Shirley Q. Liquor’s chillun’s names
31:52 - The waaaambulance is called
32:16 - Derek can smell someone’s attitude
32:56 - Check out the (Trans)Gender Talk podcast
33:46 - Erick found a 1337 website
34:36 - Melissa’s brother pierthed his tongue
35:18 - Erick tries to shut down the show
35:19 - Melissa continues her story about her parents’ disapproval of pierthings
36:45 - Rebecca plugs NPR again
37:05 - We love Southern people…really, we do
37:56 - Seth tries to shut down the show, then provokes the iPuppy
38:39 - Melissa hates on Avril
40:38 - Rebecca needs Avril
41:15 - Visit www.dereksturning21.com
42:18 - We heart Boz; Erick reads his post
43:24 - Derek asks his new boyfriend Boz to call him at 1-206-350-CUNT (2868)
44:33 - We have pictures on MySpace
45:05 - Erick’s girlfriend tinkled on his iPod thinking it was a pregnancy test, much like this happy couple
45:13 - Derek proposes to Boz
45:21 - Outro: Music by Demerit7 - "Snowflakes"

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It’s here!

Show #4 is finally ready to download. Though, if you are a subscriber of the show, you already new this, and you’ve had show #4 for sometime now. So for all those people who are NOT yet subscribe, do so via iTunes. You will get the shows before the show notes are even posted. Be the first in your block to hear the show! hee

Again, read along with the show notes. Stuff makes a bit more sense,..or not…when clicking on the various links.
Show #5 is coming soon!

Show time = 50:15 min | File size = 23.6mb

Show #0004 (Now poised for a comeback…)

00:02 - Intro
00:14 - YEAY IT’S KEVIN’S BIRFDAY!!!
00:19 - Some ‘Dislocated Boner‘ for your listening pleasure
01:24 - Seth breaks the Dislocated Boner…..code
01:53 - Rebecca shares a second hand tale of boners that have been dislocated|
02:55 - Psych, Intros again
03:34 - Derek’s adventures as Special D!
04:07 - Melissa gives props to her girl Amy G.
04:59 - Amy Grant IS Derek’s JAM!!!
05:40 - Seth recants the story of helmet kid
07:27 - Erick’s all up in the ‘Real Sex‘
08:29 - Rebecca announces that Google.com is her jam
09:18 - The Shatner / Bergen connection
09:54 - Shouts out to Kevin B. on his B-Day!  W00T W00T
10:01 - $8.00 Burger, WTF?
10:41 - Melissa’s time in the Tucson projects
11:29 - Questioning Melissa’s authoritale……on green poop
12:29 - Our only home phone call we’ll receive for the entire month, during the show
13:05 - www.RateMyPoo.com
13:24 - Now our resident ‘Johnny Come Lately’ is an authority on BLUE poop
14:03 - Shouts out to the Bush Twins (Not to be confused with the Bush Twins.)
15:55 - The truth comes out about Rebecca’s reason for ‘Birf’ Control
16:06 - And now The Catch U Next Democratic Convention hour with Rebecca
17:37 - Nice Segway!
17:51 - Shouts out to Jason T. the Segway King
18:11 - Erick’s misadventures with the public
19:11 - Derek’s got something to say about the peeps across the pond
21:46 - Boring British Guys
22:15 - MSNBC.com is Rebecca’s NEW Jam!!!
22:32 - DereksTurning21.com is Seth’s Jam!!!
22:34 - DereksTurning21.com has been hostiley taken over as Derek’s  NEW Jam!!!
22:37 - Now onto the topic of ‘Donating to Excellent Causes’ with Melissa
22:48 - Marathons for Leukemia Lymphoma
23:27 - Rebecca recruits for the Aids Walk 2005
23:29 - Rebecca hits on Derek AGAIN!
24:07 - Celebrity Baby Names and the burdens they bring
25:13 - Onion.com is Rebecca’s LATEST Jam!!!
25:20 - Who’s gonna be answering phones for a good cause this weekend?  (Hint:  The answer doesn’t start with Rebecca.)
25:35 - Shouts out to the News Hour with Jim Lehrer
25:52 - Rebecca’s changed Jams again.  We now have CharlieRose.com on record as her current Jam.
25:57 - There’s C.U.N.T.s at MySpace.com!
26:30 - SNAP!!!
26:56 - If this is REALLY the rhythm of the night then we are in BIG trouble!
27:51 - William’s hung like a wha???
28:28 - Erick misses an opportunity to pass DVDA forward
28:45 - Duh, Rebecca has a new Jam, Bored.com
28:52 - Rebecca reveals to us her REAL Jam,Galang by M.I.A.
29:07 - The Real World and MTV’s The 70’s House have now moved up to Derek’s Top Jams of the hour
30:35 - A matching microphone epiphany is witnessed
30:59 - Rebecca’s Top 3 ‘In Concert’ picks for 2005
31:16 - And now it’s time for a rousing game of, "You Bet Their Life", with your hostesses Melissa & Rebecca Young
31:41 - YouBetTheirLife.com is in the lead as Rebecca’s Jam!
32:22 - Rebecca changes Jams faster than she changes underwear with CNN.com being her latest JIZAM!
32:24 - A moment of silence to lament for our fallen pets
33:49 - Mad TV = Seth’s Jam
33:52 - Saturday Night Live = Derek’s Jam
34:18 - Now a little something about kittens to make this dreary Podcast cheery
36:54 - New Born Panda is to Stick of Butter as …
38:07 - ThatsSoCute.com = Rebecca’s Jam
38:16 - Melissa’s "No Child Left Behind" program starts at a much younger age than most…
38:44 - It’s movie time with Rubber Johnny, just the way you like it!
39:48 - Guest starring in our feature presentation is one Generic Brit
44:28 - And this concludes Catch U Next Tuesday’s Movie of the Week
45:14 - Amazing.com = Rebecca’s Jam:
45:43 - Visit Podcast Alley and vote for Catch U Next Tuesday.  Right now.  Come on.  You know you wanna.
46:11 - Mr. Ferdinand Fucking Poose IS a tall drink of water!
46:27 - Visit CatchUNextTuesday.com,C.U.N.T.s at MySpace.com, and the Aids Walk at My Space
46:41 - Saying NO to Tom is saying NO to Rape
47:06 - Please call us at 206-350-CUNT, we want to be your friend
47:17 - Outro:  More ‘Dislocated Boner‘ for your listening pleasure
 

- The C-Cast