Archive for July, 2005



New phone number!


h1 Monday, July 18th, 2005

So what is going on with the C.U.N.T. cast? Well,…we’re getting ready to record the next show VERY soon. Fun!
But in other news, we now have a phone number for you all to call and comment on our stories…or the show in general. So if you feel like you just can’t contain yourself, and must call us,…leave us a voice message at:

206-350-CUNT

Keep in mind that this number is in Seattle, so if you do call, call with your free minutes on your cell…or whatever.

What would be great is if you have a story that’s relevant to something we talked about, we want to hear it! More then likely, your message will be played on the air. So come on people. Give us your funny stories!

–The DJ

Show #0001: 2005-06-29


h1 Friday, July 8th, 2005

Click on the pic below to download this show!
Read along with the show notes for the "full effect". Heck…even click the links within the notes for nifty pictures and links to pop up. I dare you! This show is rated M for “mature”. Not for the kiddies.


Show time = 43 min | File size = 20mb

00:01 – Intro
01:25 – “all of us sound gay”
02:00 – Teens at the mall, and their ball sacks
03:17 – “excuse me, is that your phone ringing?!”
03:50 – When Erick first met Derek
04:20 – Real men drive Nissan Frontiers
05:10 – Retard in wheel chair, …err…normal retard.
08:05 – Melissa’s dog story
11:45 – Derek decides to be a sex phone operator
13:18 – Talk about the runaway bride’s book deal, eBay toilet seat, and googling googly eyes.
15:30 – Dirty Fannee Doolees
17:45 – Melissa makes a phone call
18:10 – “JTLYK, I don’t like abbreviations on the air”
18:30 – Dead fetus inside boy’s stomach + The Game
21:40 – The sound of grabbing microphones
22:15 – “So I hate my laugh half of my life”
22:35 – Melissa’s gum
27:28 – The story of the beaten up girl wanting to be Derek’s roommate
28:32 – Rebecca joins the podcast via cell phone
29:10 – “We want to do some Fannee Doolees with you!”
30:48 – DVDA
33:12 – Derek’s favorite Rebecca story
34:00 – “So basically our podcast is recounting stories and recounting funny jokes?”
35:19 – The disabled university basketball team
36:15 – Making condom packs at the Aids Foundation
36:55 – A fight breaks out
39:38 – Pictionary: The word….”dump”
41:25 – “Nothing better to do then to record ourselves talking”
41:50 – The Meaning of Catch U Next Tuesday
42:26 – Outro